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providers are like barbie dolls
sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 537 reads
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they don't have assholes so they can't fart. Oh wait. Barbie doesn't have a  pussy. Never mind. I'd think as long as I'm having a fun time I'd just laugh it off.  

Posted By: sm47777
How would you react if the provider farted during the session?  
 Happened to me once (about a year ago). We both had a good chuckle... after a short moment (without pause in ongoing activities ;-)  
 

OnlyLiveTwice1952 reads

How would you react if the provider farted during the session?
Happened to me once (about a year ago). We both had a good chuckle... after a short moment (without pause in ongoing activities ;-

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Jacque_Jenesais613 reads

if a dude can't understand it happens every now and then he's an unrealistic snob LOL

Though I NEVER fart. ;)

A good laugh is always a benefit of a little toot, if it doesn't stank everythang up! Then you get the stomach pains from laughing so hard your gut's about to pop out! lolol

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breannabreeze497 reads

I also never fart :) Women don't fart!  You must have been hearing things!  :-p

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LoboGris596 reads

...if they couldn't bitch, they'd explode!

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breannabreeze513 reads

Women are perfect creatures who would never dare do such disgusting things as fart, belch, sweat, piss, or shit.  We don't bitch, we "express our feelings" in order to be such lovely creature who would never do such disgusting things!

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Jacque_Jenesais528 reads

..don't tell anyone anything ok?

;)

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Abrakadabra72420 reads

I was in a session with a gorgeous high-end provider who was taking good care of me.  

While we were doing mish I requested K9 and she rolled over, stuck her ass up waiting for me, she let out a moderate fart.  We both laughed about for a split second and continued the session.

Shit happens

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BigPapasan543 reads

...it's about equal.

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Back_In_Black380 reads

Really stinky?  Okay which 1 of u girls was it?  Damn chilli dogs, some girls just can't get enough beef! !!!!!!

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sympathyforthedevil538 reads

they don't have assholes so they can't fart. Oh wait. Barbie doesn't have a  pussy. Never mind. I'd think as long as I'm having a fun time I'd just laugh it off.  

Posted By: sm47777
How would you react if the provider farted during the session?  
 Happened to me once (about a year ago). We both had a good chuckle... after a short moment (without pause in ongoing activities ;-)  
 

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octovert340 reads

What about those who are Greek-friendly

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justanillusion406 reads

and says, "have at it", I don't have one

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sedonaw368 reads

I just pretended I didn't hear anything.

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anonymousfun475 reads

Do you know how to wipe your ass or are you going to pose a question about how?

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lungman421 reads

Lighten up dude, this is called entertainment.
I thought it was funny!!

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