Cancellation threads got me curious, best excuse?

Lamest I got just this week: She overslept. Just a text saying she wasn't going to make it, she overslept. This 15 minutes before the date. Grrrr


My favorite excuse so far: "My SO won't wake up." And I have good reason to believe that excuse was genuine!

-tessen

Very similar to yours Mr.Tessen.

Phoned a girl at 3pm. I'd clearly woken her up but she was happy to talk to me. We arranged a booking for 7pm at her place that evening.

At 6.30pm I got a text saying she'd been back to sleep and only just woken up! and could I make it 8pm.

At 7.30pm I got a text saying “I'm not really in the mood tonight, maybe another time.”

I was a bit pissed off so I never re-booked. A month later we met at a Meet & Greet. She was very apologetic, we laughed the incident off and have stayed friends ever since.

Had a woman tell me she had a migraine an hour before we were to meet. She needed the day to recover. I could hear a guy in the background. I told her it was that day for me or I'd have to wait until she came to the city again next year. She holds the phone so the reciever is mostly covered. I could hear mumbling. She comes back on and asks if I can come by in 3 hours. Wow! Her migraine went away pretty quick!

Here is a Fav.

I got my period today. I am very fertile and get two or 3 per month!

How can she survive as a provider!

TSA jerk won't let me board plane because my passport has some spots on it.

She had to travel long distance back home and get her birth certificate.

The next day she tried her passport again and got right on the plane.

TSA:  Grrrrrrrr!

the normal woman has 1 period a month .. shes fertile between  the 11th to the 17th of the month usually and why isn't she on the pill or birth control?.. she can always put in a tampon and do u some other way or you can spring for shower sex  like with me years ago, my flow stopped in the shower or pool.   if it comes 2-3x a month she has serious health issues to discuss with her doctor as that doesn't sound normal to me ..

This is a high drama vocation.  I never believe any excuses.  I accept them and say, "Oh, I'm so sorry", but I don't believe any them.

Are you kidding?  The same woman in a two month time frame will be in a car accident, have a sick relative, a cranky landlord, and family emergency...I mean really, who's buying all this crap?

I've rarely met a provider who didn't have some sort of drama going on.  It's just part of the drill.

I had seen this client a few times.  He calls me 20 minutes prior to our appointment and tells me his sister was in an accident and he has to go straight to the hospital to give blood for her because she is AB Negative and so is he.  What he forgot to remember is he told me his sister lives in Italy!  So, I called him on it and said "hhmmmm... last week you told me you were going to visit your sister in Italy soon."  LOL  He then says he is going to fly in a private jet to Italy!  Riiigghht!  Too Funny.  I never saw him again after that.  

People with AB blood are universal receivers, meaning that they can accept anyone's blood, but can only give to other ABs.

Type O people are universal donors, anyone can use their blood but they can only receive from other Os.  Fortunately for them, about 40% of the population in the US has type O.

I'm an AB, by the way.

...and therefore had to cancel because he was afraid his 'thing' wasn't going to work.

The other side of the coin is pretty lame too. A guy has booked three times and each and every time a different relative has been near death, blah blah blah.

Now it could very well be true but he won't get another appointment...from me anyway. Or I could take request for another appointment and cancel as he does...OK two wrongs don't make a right but I am tempted...

Recently on tour I was ready and waiting at my incall for what I thought was a 10:30am meeting. When I didn't hear from him I called and left a message asking where he was.

Fifteen minutes later, sure I had been stood up I opened his email to write back to him about his no show only to see that I missed where he asked for a 10:30pm appointment and he missed where I confirmed the appointment for 10:30am.

We ended up meeting later that day and had a laugh over the fact that neither of us noticed the mistake.

ha ha thats a good one.. then i guess he's not like most to realize sometimes when you snort cocaine u stay hard longer..  but thats my opinion..

If I get off birth control I have my monthly 2-3x a month EVERY SINGLE TIME. If I don't have it that way, I have to see a doctor.. That's just how my body works. Not every girl can take birth control, maybe it does more harm than good.

HER EXCUSE WAS LEGIT BUT !! She should know her cycle by now... That's her fault for trying to race the clock.

There was a long silence on the phone when I reminded him that he told me his sister lives in Italy.  Too funny.  

I'm type O+ by the way.  

I was at a hotel that was clearly visible from the interstate right by the airport. The lady is an hour and a half late. I gave her directions from the airport which she said was 20 minutes away and said she knew exactly where the hotel was. When she arrived she said her GPS took her a round about way, come on, look around and see the damn hotel in front of you.

here is a good one. Set up an early AM date with someone I had seen before. I know that she has another date the previous night so she already has a room. Check out time is not until noon so we have several hours to play.

I arrive at the designated time and call. Goes right to voice mail. I try several times to text, call and e-mail. An hour later as I am getting ready to hit the road, she calls and asks "are we still on for this AM?. I said yes, I tried to call, text and e-mail. She claims she did not get any of the messages.

So I ask, where are you, at the hotel. "oh no I checked out early this morning, that is my routine, I always go back to the hotel and check out first thing in the AM." I reminded her that we had an early date and where exactly were we supposed to meet? She had no clue what the probem was but said it would be hard for us now to get an early check in at this early hour.

I tried to explain that she already had a room and that we could have used that room but she insisted that she always checks out early, I decided it was useless to try to get her to understand the problem and just said, well we can't get a room at this hour, maybe we can try another time. To this day I still can't believe she could not understand that we could have used her room. I have not contacted her since.

It may stay hard for a very long time, but it still won't work well, if you get my drift.

Both times I'd traveled some distance and secured the hotel closer to her....

Then found out she'd done it to many guys....

yeah hard on ala hard . lol  well i have yet to meet a hobbyist on a coke trip.

You are O so good at giving. I'm good at... donating.