WARNING - WARNING - THIS IS POLITICAL SATIRE - WARNING - WARNING

Vietnam 'Atrocity Vets' Group Backs Kerry

(2004-05-03) -- Just hours before a group of Vietnam vets are scheduled to publicly declare Sen. John Forbes Kerry unfit to be Commander in Chief, another group of veterans has come out strongly in support of Mr. Kerry's presidential candidacy.

Vets Who Committed Atrocities in Vietnam (VWCAIV) today endorsed Mr. Kerry, calling him "the only candidate who's fit to fight terrorism because he thinks like a terrorist."

"Like us, Mr. Kerry has acknowledged committing atrocities in Vietnam," said the unnamed spokesman for VWCAIV. "That's the kind of toughness we need in the next Commander in Chief."

The anonymous VWCAIV spokesman actually released his statement through an unnamed aide to the Kerry campaign. The group's membership list remains as top-secret today as it was in 1971 when a young John Forbes Kerry first revealed the atrocities in testimony before the U.S. Senate.

Can you tell us how this sort of thing adds in any way to political dialogue?

This should be posted under "Erotic Humor" section!

It's every bit as valuable an addition as the "BUSH LIED!!!!!!" rants appearing regularly on this Board.

Get over yourself.

the satiric humor recalls to you the complete unsuitability of the man for the office of POTUS. Or Senator, for that matter.

You see, Bush DID lie, and now the chickens are coming home to roost.

BTW - the above is not satire.

since it's virtually impossible to tell the difference between a serious statement and satire, when coming from you.