to clean my pool, swab down the decks, clean my house and make me drinks with little umbrellas in them. Must give me an hour massage without trying to have sex with me during that time. Must be good at massage and not have Freddy Kruger hands. I'll provide the massage oil.

Pay is commensorate with experience or willing to do trade.  Must look good in either a red Speedo, Hawaiian boxer shorts or pirates clothing and leather, thigh-high boots.

Hugs,
ciara

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Would say you could not go wrong by selecting me in a "Speedo"---it might be worth a "Million Dollars" to see!

in a neckerchief, tie it on a stick, and run away from home.
So, it'll be ok......LOL
Or maybe I'll just move out there.

Just my opinion...
B

clean pool - no
swab the decks - no
clean the house - no
make drinks with little umbrellas in them - yes

do your grocery shopping - yes
cook meals for you to put in your freezer or fridge - yes

give an hour massage without trying to have sex during that time. Must be good at massage and not have Freddy Kruger hands - yes

look good in either a red Speedo, Hawaiian boxer shorts or pirates clothing and leather, thigh-high boots - red Speedo no, Hawaiian boxer shorts ok, shopping at AJs in pirates clothing and leather, thigh-high boots usually attracts a crowd

does that pass your initial screen?