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Holidays should be fun and laughs. Let's lighten the mood up on this board a little. Do you know of any funny pick up lines? Especially ones with some holiday theme? Share them with us for a laugh or two. Don't have to be holiday related, I just thought since its holiday season so I chose that theme. Just anything for a giggle or two...

I'll start:
"Ladies may I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for xmas?"

On another thought...it might actually be kind of cool to see the ladies psot some holiday pics... ;)

testingonetwothree1704 reads

You can thank google

By the end of the day I will put up a holiday picture even though I'm all bloated lol

HalfHour387 reads

"If I show you my Christmas Tree would you be the Angel that sits on top of it?"

or supmin like dat

:)
HH

testingonetwothree591 reads

Coming from the #2 poster at  TER, I consider it an honor Mr. Know it all.

HalfHour628 reads

Please... you flatter me. I certainly do not know it all.

But....

... if you really want to honor me with a title, along with my other alias stalkers, you could use "Mr. Know More Than I Do."  that's more reasonable.  ;-)

Bro-hugs!

:)
HH

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