: Phoenix Discussion : Before I read the spoiler post, I was thinking

applecious 95 Reviews 1660 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Holidays should be fun and laughs. Let's lighten the mood up on this board a little. Do you know of any funny pick up lines? Especially ones with some holiday theme? Share them with us for a laugh or two. Don't have to be holiday related, I just thought since its holiday season so I chose that theme. Just anything for a giggle or two...

I'll start:
"Ladies may I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for xmas?"

On another thought...it might actually be kind of cool to see the ladies psot some holiday pics...

testingonetwothree 1704 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Here are a few

You can thank google

Related Link: Christmas pick up lines

HalfHour 1319 reads

posted 13 years ago

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That takes all the fun out of it. eom

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HalfHour 335 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: define "bloated" please.

eom

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HalfHour 387 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Before I read the spoiler post, I was thinking

"If I show you my Christmas Tree would you be the Angel that sits on top of it?"

or supmin like dat

HH

baileym365 See my TER Reviews 691 reads

posted 13 years ago

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You got it

By the end of the day I will put up a holiday picture even though I'm all bloated lol

HalfHour 732 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Damn it Bailey!!! Now I have one more fetish to contend with 'cuz of you!

eom

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baileym365 See my TER Reviews 1663 reads

posted 13 years ago

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*$%&# Christmas lights lol

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sedatem 91 Reviews 1224 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Yeah Bailey! I like your lights!!! eom

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LoboGris 3 Reviews 1459 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Can I help untangle those lights for you ?

Shouldn't take me but three or four days...

tt85003 121 Reviews 665 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Bailey I bet you didn't have to plug the lights in to light them up. e

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vince59 15 Reviews 581 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: *$%&# Christmas lights lol

Damn Bailey, ya need any help hanging those lights?

testingonetwothree 536 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Bailey, Way better than Zoolights!! (eom)

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applecious 95 Reviews 490 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Agreed...emo

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applecious 95 Reviews 548 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Looking forward to it emo

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applecious 95 Reviews 653 reads

posted 13 years ago

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New Christmas Tree idea! emo

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applecious 95 Reviews 1168 reads

posted 13 years ago

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good one HH emo

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testingonetwothree 576 reads

posted 13 years ago

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The two of you should get a room (eom)

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HalfHour 971 reads

posted 13 years ago

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How did you get overlooked as the funniest poster? So clever. And ORIGINAL! LOL!

stalker! LMAO!

HH

testingonetwothree 591 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Thanks for the compliment !

Coming from the #2 poster at TER, I consider it an honor Mr. Know it all.

HalfHour 628 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: Thanks for the compliment !

Please... you flatter me. I certainly do not know it all.

But....

... if you really want to honor me with a title, along with my other alias stalkers, you could use "Mr. Know More Than I Do." that's more reasonable.

Bro-hugs!

HH