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Damn it Bailey!!! Now I have one more fetish to contend with 'cuz of you! ;) eom
applecious 95 Reviews 1659 reads
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1 / 21
pickup lines holidays version

Holidays should be fun and laughs. Let's lighten the mood up on this board a little. Do you know of any funny pick up lines? Especially ones with some holiday theme? Share them with us for a laugh or two. Don't have to be holiday related, I just thought since its holiday season so I chose that theme. Just anything for a giggle or two...

I'll start:
"Ladies may I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for xmas?"

On another thought...it might actually be kind of cool to see the ladies psot some holiday pics... ;)

testingonetwothree 1704 reads
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2 / 21
Here are a few

You can thank google

Related Link: Christmas pick up lines

HalfHour 1318 reads
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3 / 21
That takes all the fun out of it. eom


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HalfHour 335 reads
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4 / 21
Re: define "bloated" please. :-) eom


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HalfHour 387 reads
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5 / 21
Before I read the spoiler post, I was thinking

"If I show you my Christmas Tree would you be the Angel that sits on top of it?"

or supmin like dat

:)
HH

baileym365 See my TER Reviews 691 reads
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6 / 21
You got it

By the end of the day I will put up a holiday picture even though I'm all bloated lol

HalfHour 731 reads
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7 / 21
Damn it Bailey!!! Now I have one more fetish to contend with 'cuz of you! ;) eom


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baileym365 See my TER Reviews 1663 reads
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8 / 21
*$%&# Christmas lights lol


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sedatem 91 Reviews 1224 reads
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9 / 21
Yeah Bailey! I like your lights!!! eom


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LoboGris 3 Reviews 1459 reads
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10 / 21
Can I help untangle those lights for you ?



Shouldn't take me but three or four days...

tt85003 121 Reviews 665 reads
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11 / 21
Bailey I bet you didn't have to plug the lights in to light them up. e


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vince59 15 Reviews 581 reads
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12 / 21
Re: *$%&# Christmas lights lol

Damn Bailey, ya need any help hanging those lights?

testingonetwothree 536 reads
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13 / 21
Bailey, Way better than Zoolights!! (eom)


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applecious 95 Reviews 490 reads
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14 / 21
Agreed...emo


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applecious 95 Reviews 548 reads
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15 / 21
Looking forward to it emo


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applecious 95 Reviews 653 reads
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16 / 21
New Christmas Tree idea! emo


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applecious 95 Reviews 1168 reads
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17 / 21
good one HH emo


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testingonetwothree 575 reads
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18 / 21
The two of you should get a room (eom)


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HalfHour 970 reads
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19 / 21
How did you get overlooked as the funniest poster? So clever. And ORIGINAL! LOL! :)

stalker!  LMAO!

:)
HH

testingonetwothree 591 reads
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20 / 21
Thanks for the compliment !

Coming from the #2 poster at  TER, I consider it an honor Mr. Know it all.

HalfHour 628 reads
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21 / 21
Re: Thanks for the compliment !

Please... you flatter me. I certainly do not know it all.

But....

... if you really want to honor me with a title, along with my other alias stalkers, you could use "Mr. Know More Than I Do."  that's more reasonable.  ;-)

Bro-hugs!

:)
HH

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