I know I've been hobbying too long when
Posted by phunhog  , 7/8/2005 10:36:44 PM   [phunhog has 64 reviews]

1. I can't stop wondering how many women in that West Hollywood restaurant I just left are providers; 2. I see a sign that says "full service" (salon, car wash, whatever) and I can't stop smirking; 3. I can't stop wondering how many women on that newest HBO reality show are providers; 4. I get pissed because ATMs only issue 20s, meaning I have to walk around with a thick wad of bills stuck in my wallet; 5. I start thinking I'm special to my ATF just because we're both operating under the radar; 6. Every time I'm introduced to a hot woman at a social event I have to do an instant mental check to make sure I haven't met her before in the hobby; 7. Once innocuous signs become invitations to a tryst--heaven forbid I meet someone with the initials CIM; 8. I find myself wondering whether those two girls working out with each other at the gym would consider an offer of $$$$ for a 3-some; 9. I don't think of whether that hottie at work would like to do the nasty--I just wonder how much she would charge; 10. I shave closer, dress better and work out harder before a "date".  Oh well, it could be worse.  I could be an old, pathetic reprobate with only one thing on his . . .  Never mind.

Going to Sam's or the grocery store and seeing the dad's giving you a look...I wonder if they've seen my site or seen me...and do they recognize me with my hair in a ponytail, baseball hat, and shorts/polo.  Hopefully the pedicure poking out of my birkenstocks doesn't give me away!!

If all the gentlemen in the Phoenix area have your sense of humor, my stay there this week should be a blast!  Monday starts play sessions and I hope to show ya'll my Southern Hospitality...and all that it entails  I'm even bringing my clubs if anyone likes to play a short round in the morning before the heat sets in.

See ya'll soon!
Rachel (Trophy Redhead)

720-234-3459
[email protected]

How True.

you probably stand out no matter the setting!!  

I'm looking forward to meeting you and learning all about your "details."  I'm not a golfer, but we can play a few other games!

T

straight to the clubhouse for dessert or at the least coffee and couch?  Welcome to Phoenix and can't wait to meet you....

-- Modified on 7/10/2005 1:35:37 PM

I've found myself thinking the same things, especially numbers 2, 6, 7, and 9. LOL