I know I've been hobbying too long when
Posted by phunhog  , 7/8/2005 10:36:44 PM   [phunhog has 64 reviews]

1. I can't stop wondering how many women in that West Hollywood restaurant I just left are providers; 2. I see a sign that says "full service" (salon, car wash, whatever) and I can't stop smirking; 3. I can't stop wondering how many women on that newest HBO reality show are providers; 4. I get pissed because ATMs only issue 20s, meaning I have to walk around with a thick wad of bills stuck in my wallet; 5. I start thinking I'm special to my ATF just because we're both operating under the radar; 6. Every time I'm introduced to a hot woman at a social event I have to do an instant mental check to make sure I haven't met her before in the hobby; 7. Once innocuous signs become invitations to a tryst--heaven forbid I meet someone with the initials CIM; 8. I find myself wondering whether those two girls working out with each other at the gym would consider an offer of $$$$ for a 3-some; 9. I don't think of whether that hottie at work would like to do the nasty--I just wonder how much she would charge; 10. I shave closer, dress better and work out harder before a "date".  Oh well, it could be worse.  I could be an old, pathetic reprobate with only one thing on his . . .  Never mind.