“15 We consider all reviews to be fictional stories that are posted by TER solely for entertainment purposes.”
If you read between the lines of the many 50+ year old reviewers who popped 3 times in 60 minutes while bringing their comely 30-something provider to no less than 5 shuddering orgasms you'll understand the legerdemain of legalese.
I am new to TER but in reading the VIP reviews, they read like the old Penhouse Forum's that I use to sneak in the house! Are these reviews accurate? (They give me a hard on just reading them.)
“15 We consider all reviews to be fictional stories that are posted by TER solely for entertainment purposes.”
If you read between the lines of the many 50+ year old reviewers who popped 3 times in 60 minutes while bringing their comely 30-something provider to no less than 5 shuddering orgasms you'll understand the legerdemain of legalese.
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