I am new to TER but in reading the VIP reviews, they read like the old Penhouse Forum's that I use to sneak in the house! Are these reviews accurate? (They give me a hard on just reading them.)

You can find this to the left, below the  GD board. As to your question, the answer is yes and no. It depends on who is doing the reviewing.
Good luck

For my part, I find them fairly accurate.

I can only speak for myself...  I try, in gentlemanly terms, to express my experience.  The biggest is usually the last line:  Would I see her again.
skb

Dude; put down the eggnog and step away.

Now look; this IS the Newbie Board.

   GUIDELINES FOR SUBMITTING REVIEWS


“15 We consider all reviews to be fictional stories that are posted by TER solely for entertainment purposes.”

 If you read between the lines of the many 50+ year old reviewers who popped 3 times in 60 minutes while bringing their comely 30-something provider to no less than 5 shuddering orgasms you'll understand the legerdemain of legalese.