My website is in its final stages (finally) and I wanted to know what are some last minute questions you gents often have before pulling the trigger.

When I first hit your site, I thought I was on the Food Network.  You make a clever connection between gourmet food & premium sex, but your website could use an edit.  It's smart but wordy, and overestimates the attention span of the average horny male. OTOH, your price range rules out most of them.  Your site reminds me of Rose, the Chimerical Nymph.  

I'll second everything Zangari said above and add that I don't bother to read quoted reviews on a provider's site. Why? Because they are only going to be positive and they don't contain the juicy details. If your site sparks my interest, I'll go find your reviews.  A simple link lets me know you have them.

My suggestions....

I agree with all of these points, starting with the comment about not using flash.  I primarily use a tablet and can't see your site at all, which would result in me moving away immediately.  

I love your website concept and originality. Just could use some some tweaking as the others have already said. You are a very lovely young lady and I wish you much success.

the price structure.

One big omission that you better fix quickly is that you don't have an interactive TER logo.  If you want to have the site linked to your posts, you need to get that done ASAP.  Instructions on how to do that are in the Self-Help/Newbie Manual.

From one New Orleans lady to another, when I first tried to enter your site, it loaded very SLOW. Not sure if you noticed that on your browser but I am using Chrome, so that might be the issue. When I tried to go down the page, it kept bumping back up. Pics are beautiful, metaphor with food is excellent, colors are great, and it's very elegant. Only thing though...it is ONE page. That means a guy has to scroll down that thing to find the information he needs vs. being able to click on different options like "Home," and "Rates."  

You can't expect these boys to read much, but that also might be part of what you want to attract...men who freaking READ bwahahhaa.  Guys want pictures, rates, and where you are located, and they want that information easily found. I can't tell you how many guys can't even read a 3 sentence ad, and get that right so expecting many to read so much on a website, is almost an impossible feat.

If you are not looking for bulk clients and get rich quick schemes, I would not change anything about your screening methods, because that is what makes YOU comfortable and safe, and allows you to give 100 percent during your dates. You can't exactly do that if you're wondering the entire time, "What's this guy going to do?"

OTOH, if you ARE looking to market yourself to the boys on TER, they are not going to submit to many of the things you require.

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Again, not saying I am 100 percent right on that, but I see it so often I just figured that was something they did not mind. If you copy the entire review, maybe another story. I do wonder why so many name and service changes, because that's the only part that did not line up for me. The one review in 2011, then nothing again until 2012, and nothing since then. The quoted reviews appear as if they were public at one time on TER, but not sure. She may have just taken some time off and moved, so that's a logical reason for review gaps. Or, she was Tabitha Arcenaux then changed to "Cook" because of the Gourmet aspect.  

I think when we see it the only reason the girl is getting away with it is because TER isn't paying attention.  Until they do (usually, I suspect, because someone tattles).   Of course, we all know that the rules are are consistently enforced inconsistently.

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when I started researching going online! I loved your old website (I think I saw it two or three years ago), and was convinced that if I were a guy I would definitely want to see you. Excellent concept! I recently made a beautiful meal for a special man, and really enjoyed the whole thing, so much so that I have considered making it part of my own offerings, but it just doesn't make sense to me to do it if I don't have an incall, so I gave up the idea. At least until I feel an incall makes sense to do.

I like this one as well. This look is elegant tho it would help to have more pages, then if the words are spread out among more comments, it won't appear as wordy to some guys.

I don't agree with most of what she says, but I'll give her credit for being able to make money off of dispensing such advice.  lol

Dont forget iPads and other tablets.  I rarely use a laptop anymore

yet all she asked about was FAQ, and no one answered thart

I recall she posted on the boards years ago and her site about privacy stuff, so I can understand why a provider would have a lapse in reviews or not many....sometimes some providers have to be extra discreet for their real like...and especially if they're not really into them, don't see TER guys that much or men who don't review often, etc. they won't have many reviews...anyway, I need to renew my VIP asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! night xoxo

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Java Script requirements will block users who won't use Java. There are many (I am one) due to issues java can cause.  Flash requirements will block mobile users (Many men surf on their smartphones instead of home computer.

Considering she has just one page, I would not add MORE text to that. It's already full of content.

I am aware of all the holes in the CURRENT site. If my website were in its final stages, why would it be active for you all to see? As for the current websites content, it is not in violation of TER because the quotes are not from there. I have since removed the reviews and will likely be delisting very soon as I move closer to leaving the business.

Oh, I'd like to clarify that I rarely use TER as a place to hang out and advertise because PMBs can become a time vacuum. Hobbyists in general make up a modicum of my clientele base. I completely understand and respect that most hobbyists are less interested in long term relationships and care more about variety, lower prices, "menus", writing that review and moving on to the next session. You are the client and have all the options in the world.