Why settle for an overnight date, when you can experience the excitement of a 24 hour date with a lovely provider. Let me be your tour guide
4:00PM: You meet her downstairs at your hotel and are immediately taken aback by her beauty and style. She is elegantly dressed and everyone in the lobby stares and can’t believe that she is with you. You exchange a great DFK and hug and tell each other how excited you are that you will be spending the next 24 hours in each others company!
4:10PM: You invite her up to the room (where the donation has been placed ahead of time on the table) and out on the patio where you sip champagne, (don’t be cheap here), and engage in friendly get to know you banter. As you stare into each others eye you discover that you both enjoy Neil Simon comedies, can't understand why Pluto is now considered only a dwarf planet, argue over the merits of the Zachary Taylor Presidency, discover your mutual interest in American Idol, and debate whether gas prices on average will be over $4.50 a gallon by the end of 2011.
5:00PM: You are so excited at this point; you simply can’t take it any more. You put the champagne down just in time as she gets on her knees and blows you. Right there on the patio! Holy crap, what an evening this will be!!! Round one is complete, and a great prelude to a nice romantic dinner! While you wash up in the bathroom she quietly takes the envelope with her donation and you are none the wiser.
5:45PM: You arrive at the restaurant,(you are still smiling and can’t believe she actually swallowed!) where you will have some more time over drinks (You a Beefeater Martini on the Rocks, our provider a Cosmopolitan) to get to know each other. You then dine on a lovely meal of Caesar Salad (no anchovies of course), Fresh 3 pound Lobsters (can’t forget the succulent butter) flown in that morning from Maine, with a side baked potato. You enjoy only the finest wine. You have incredible fun feeding each other. There is more mutual touching as she continually laughs at your mundane and boring jokes (You don't care). Everyone in the restaraunt is staring and can't believe she is with you. All you can think about is getting laid...but of course you have theater tickets. Desert is a scrumptious assortment of cookies and pastries. Then comes the $600 check (Holy crap this meal was expensive...boy the sex better be great!)
7:30PM: You get in a taxi and drive to the theater, just in time to enjoy the 8:00PM performance. You can’t remember what the play is about as the two of you continue to touch each other quite sexually throughout the entire performance. Old Mrs. Smith, sitting behind you turns beat red as she hears the provider softly moan....and then she looks over at her 80 year old husband who is snoring and longs for the days when she too would get laid after an evening out.
10:30PM: The performance is finally over (you still have no idea what it was about) and you again get in a taxi and drive back to the hotel. Finally, the MAIN EVENT! You are about to get laid!!! Congrats.
10:45: The clothes are flying off as soon as you enter the room. You begin with a mutual shower, caressing and soaping each others body. She begins to blow you again, but you want to slow down the motor. You both get out of the shower and she proceeds to light candles around the room and plays music to set the mood. You lay back on the bed, and she kisses you all over. You grab her breasts and begin to flick her nipples until they are rock hard. She moans. She then works her magic and begins an incredible blow job. You return the favor and are soon in a hot 69. You can’t take much more and have to fuck her. Out comes the Cover and you proceed to have sex in multiple positions. Finally, you cum hard and she cums as well (or puts on a great show) You are both totally spent, yet incredibly fulfilled and satisfied.
11:45PM: Intermission. Time to get ready for round two (round three if you count the pre-dinner blow job) The recovery chatter flows effortlessly. She is finally understanding your passion towards the Zachary Taylor Presidency.
12:30AM: You have completed your recovery banter and she begins to get you ready for the main event. More of the same, touching, caressing, oral, and multiple position sex. It takes you much longer to cum this time, but our provider is a real trooper and takes care of you every step of the way. You finally cum all over her chest. She excuses herself to the bathroom and cleans up. She emerges after a while in beautiful lowcut lingerie. She smiles politely at your 1980's boxer shorts with a slight hole in the waistband.
1:50AM. You are both exhausted and have finally decide to get some sleep. She falls asleep quickly (either because she is sexually drained or incredibly bored...I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume its the former)
2:00AM: You are still beaming with joy but can't sleep. You flip on the TV and watch Sports Center...After all, you do have Albert Puljos on your fantasy baseball team.
2:30AM: You take one more glance at your lady friend to make sure she is still there. You finally click off the TV and fall asleep.
9:00AM. You wake up and look over and see your provider is still sleeping. You pinch yourself to make sure you didn’t dream the events of the night before. You slowly caress her body, and she wakes up and smiles, and again thanks you for a wonderful evening and tells you how hot you made her (sure its a frickin act, but who cares!). You call room service, and order a delicious continental breakfast. They tell you 45 minutes...a perfect amount of time for another round!. You are all over like Grant taking Richmond. The sex was totally hot (at least from your perspective) Boy, nothing like getting laid first thing in the morning. You clean up just in time to hear the knock on the door.
10:00AM: You eat breakfast in your hotel room and again there is more touching, smiling, and joking around. She is still laughing at your mundane and boring jokes.
11:00AM: You get dressed in your swim attire and quickly head out to the beach. She doesn’t seem to care that the bathing suit you are wearing is some 50 pounds and 10 years ago. You enjoy some time together, soaking up the rays and splashing and frolicking in the water. People are staring. They can't believe she is with you.
12:45PM: You head back to the hotel room with what will prob. be your final fuck of your appointment. Now is the time to try any position you have left out. You enjoy her fake moans for the final time.
1:45PM: You are totally spent and sexually charged. You and your lovely lady head out to enjoy lunch together. You dine on Tuna Tar-tar and delicious sushi. More champagne. This time you don’t care about the $600 lunch tab because the sex was awesome!!
3:15PM: You take a final stroll along the beach, holding hands, kissing and laughing (if I didn't know any better I'd say you were on a real civilian date) and promising that you will one day soon be in each others arms again. (only if you can afford it) You are acting like high school kids and having a great time.
4:00PM. Your date has sadly come to an end. You walk her back to her car and like two long lost love birds you engage in more kissing, hugging and touching. People are staring intently, and still can’t believe she is with you. With a final goodbye, the car door closes and she is off. You stare for a few minutes, smile and now realize you have to go back to the mundane reality of your life.
I hope this gameplan is helpful!