To really keep your balls in check. If it's warm out and the boys have been tucked away near your ass  what do you think that smells like?  Roses?  nooooooo  powder fresh?  noooooooooooo  It smells like warm piss and body odor!  Nom nom nom  NOT lol   my shower works and you are more than welcome to indulge

Guys think they are clean because they washed their dick

Posted By: realcrimsonlass

To really keep your balls in check. If it's warm out and the boys have been tucked away near your ass  what do you think that smells like?  Roses?  nooooooo  powder fresh?  noooooooooooo  It smells like warm piss and body odor!  Nom nom nom  NOT lol   my shower works and you are more than welcome to indulge

Rancid ass is no joke lol but seriously

Guys’ nuts roasting and smelling crass
The smell is nipping at her nose
Cautionary carols being sung by the lass
You smell as if you are starting to decompose
Everybody knows you’re a turkey without a wash
Help to make the session bright
Scrub both front and back good gosh
And the time will be more than all righ

Now can you pass that along to every guy you know? (LOL)

Lmao  thanks for the laugh Foody  

Also, don't forget Ben & Jerry's Scheddy Balls Ice cream

Duncan that was a riot lol  

Thank you for that duncun, it was hilarious. Now where can I find a sack of Shweaty balls?

From Urban Dictionary

Wow i must be one of a kind, i cant see a provider unless i have showered and shaved at least 30 min before. There have been times that i was getting out of the shower to get the call or text saying "Im here" i cant for the life of me figure out why guys would see someone when they smell , but sure as hell they would be the ones bitching and moaning if the provider had a little bad breath or had a smoke on the way over.