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To really keep your balls in check. If it's warm out and the boys have been tucked away near your ass  what do you think that smells like?  Roses?  nooooooo  powder fresh?  noooooooooooo  It smells like warm piss and body odor!  Nom nom nom  NOT lol   my shower works and you are more than welcome to indulge ;-)

Guys think they are clean because they washed their dick

 

Come on guys…wash the ass….. scrub a dub dub it more then the dick!!!

 

 
 

Posted By: realcrimsonlass
To really keep your balls in check. If it's warm out and the boys have been tucked away near your ass  what do you think that smells like?  Roses?  nooooooo  powder fresh?  noooooooooooo  It smells like warm piss and body odor!  Nom nom nom  NOT lol   my shower works and you are more than welcome to indulge ;-)

VBEWS314 reads

From Urban Dictionary

Swamp Ass
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:  

     - sweating on a hot day  
     - not bathing enough  
     - long day of work, sports, play  
     - incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness  

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition

Guys’ nuts roasting and smelling crass
The smell is nipping at her nose
Cautionary carols being sung by the lass
You smell as if you are starting to decompose
Everybody knows you’re a turkey without a wash
Help to make the session bright
Scrub both front and back good gosh
And the time will be more than all righ

Now can you pass that along to every guy you know? (LOL)

Posted By: Foodyguy
Guys’ nuts roasting and smelling crass  
 The smell is nipping at her nose  
 Cautionary carols being sung by the lass  
 You smell as if you are starting to decompose  
 Everybody knows you’re a turkey without a wash  
 Help to make the session bright  
 Scrub both front and back good gosh  
 And the time will be more than all right  
 

Lmao  thanks for the laugh Foody  

Posted By: Foodyguy
Guys’ nuts roasting and smelling crass  
 The smell is nipping at her nose  
 Cautionary carols being sung by the lass  
 You smell as if you are starting to decompose  
 Everybody knows you’re a turkey without a wash  
 Help to make the session bright  
 Scrub both front and back good gosh  
 And the time will be more than all right  
 

Duncan that was a riot lol  

Posted By: duncan8
Also, don't forget Ben & Jerry's Scheddy Balls Ice cream  
   
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THLL11e7Sgo  
   
 

Thank you for that duncun, it was hilarious. Now where can I find a sack of Shweaty balls?

jilesjamin202 reads

Wow i must be one of a kind, i cant see a provider unless i have showered and shaved at least 30 min before. There have been times that i was getting out of the shower to get the call or text saying "Im here" i cant for the life of me figure out why guys would see someone when they smell , but sure as hell they would be the ones bitching and moaning if the provider had a little bad breath or had a smoke on the way over.

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