and while somewhat condescending, I am not the least bit insulted by it. Most of what she said is true.
I am sure a few guys have been deflated over reading it, LOL.

You must be just as jaded and narcissistic as the original author of that blog.

This is not the first time that a provider has linked to that blog, it has happened several times on various boards. I don't see what providers see in that blog that makes them want to share it with every hobbyist.

I am the one paying for a service and if you don't appreciate it, please tell me so I can find a provider who does. You are not the only provider in the world you know.

Over dramatic much? That's the type of chick who will slash your tires for showing up late to dinner.

She'll have no luck selling those thoughts to her intended audience with all the overstated analogies.

I especially love the part where she compares using an extra towel to wiping her ass with filet mignon. She probably likens getting a flu shot to having a double bypass.

If she only knew - men don't take overly dramatic women seriously.

I always try to be considerate, but I don't like the idea of get in, get on, get out. I think that's just wrong.

I want to be made to feel desired, to be touched - that is what turns me on.

Anyone else think the provider who wrote this is just a little bit overly jaded?

Much of what you say actually goes without saying so why say it. The only thing I care to address is your opinion on tips. Articles I have read on tipping differentiate between tipping an owner, let's say of a salon, versus an employee (the article didn't actually discuss tipping hookers). The experts suggested you were under no obligation to tip an owner but 20% was about right for an employee. So my take is that an independent should not get a tip since they set their own prices but an agency girl should. Does that sound right? Because the agency gets their cut first, I should not be expected to tip on their share should I? So what is fair?

Also, what the hell is clitoral penetration?

I have no idea. I didn't write this article, just thought it was for great laughs! Thanks for reading...

I can only imagine the depths of self-loathing this person must feel after an appointment.

i will agree with the clit hood thing. she's spot on with that. the rest of it is just kind of depressing.

I try and keep things in perspective..........
Before I became full time in this busn, I had a job working 35 - 50 hours a week,  1-2- days off a week, maybe 10 days vacation a year(with no money to do anything or travel anywhere)had to go to bed by 11pm, get up at 6am, had 4 different Boss's each with there own personalities and each with different views of how I should do my job(one of them always stunk too!!!). I developed an ulcer.

Being fulltime as an "Independent contracter".....................
No crabby Boss's, go to bed when I want, get up when I want, make as much money in 5 hours that I made working 50 hours a week for a company. I can afford to travel when I want (like someplace warm in the winter)stay as long as I want and make money when I travel. Without being confined to a 35 -50 hour work week I am not running around with my head cut off during the week trying to squeeze in my erronds. Have extra money to use to create additional ways to generate income for once I get to old or decide to move on.................and oh yeah no ulcer!!!

Pussyjuice,

You didn't write it. However, you posted it with the heading, "A must read for hobbyists."  Therefore, we can only reasonably believe that you agree with most, if not all of what was written.

1.  Yes, I am an old man.  Actually, not much older than you, probably, and younger than many of those still adversing their escort services.  However, I do not smell.  I shower regularly and always before or to start an appointment.  So, when I want to cuddle with a provider holding herself out a GFE, it's part of the service I expect for my $$$.  If you don't want to, fine.  But do it anyway.  I do many things for my clients that I don't want to, but they are the duties of my chosen profession, so I do them without whining.  You should as well.
2.  We are not all geeks who have never had a date.  In fact, in being able to afford escorts at the GFE rate it's obvious we did not get where we are without having it together.  I could be regularly fucking a woman more gorgeous than you.  Surprised?  It's true.  However, I choose to fuck you because, as you say, "Have sex with no strings attached."  You say we should be thankful for your existence.  You're right.  But you should be thankful for ours.  It pays for your Miami condo, nice car, and beach life while working 15 days a month with no skills or education beyond what you learned in high school and have refined since then.
3.  If you are a high end agency GFE, you are not doing this because you are being pimped against your will, so cut the bs about you are sore, don't like it from behind, and have to suck some guy's hairy balls.  That's your job, which you willingly chose to do, and you do it because you are good with it.  The negatives are just that, negatives in a profession with immense positives.  What would my wife say if one day at my age I shaved my lower area?  It wasn't in vogue 25 years ago when we met so It's not going to happen mysteriously now.  So, suck my hairy ball sack (which is always clean and trimmed as much as I reasonably can without my wife becoming suspicious) and think about your Latino bf while doing it with a smile.  If I like it (I don't care what's going on inside your head) I may even tip you.
4.  While talking tips, I understand your desire for tips.  If you are the one spreading your legs and sucking strange guys' dicks and giving away 40-50% of the revenue, I can understand your frustration.  However, I am the client and have choices between you and some awesome independents who charge the same amount.  Why would I routinely tip you?   While I've tipped countless times, I need a reason to do so other than it's simply because you choose to work for an agency.   However, an agency is not your only option.  Get organized, get a credit card to charge hotels and plane tickets (start with collateralized cards if you don't have credit -they work just the same), talk to an independent provider, answer your phone calls, texts, and emails promptly and responsibly, and recognize the mountain of money available in the biz for a good independent.  There's much money to both.  It's just a hell of a lot more as an independent.  By the way, you will be pleasantly surprised at the freedom you will get for booking times and flights without having to connect through Cincinnati, as well as the perks of freqent flyer miles when you regularly book on one airline instead of what the agency booked you on to save $14.00, as well as hotel frequent stay points, etc.
5.  I will leave in an hour.  However, I paid for an hour.  You are not doing me a favor by massaging me or letting me play with your tits after the pop and I'm cleaned up.  It's your job to entertain me for the full hour.   While I leave frequently prior to the end of the hour, I am under absolutely no obligation to do so and under no circumstances should I be made to feel guilty for staying for the entire hour I paid for.  If 15-30 minutes the agency allows is not enough time for you to clean up, refresh, and regroup for the next smelly old man, than re-read #4.  Instead of servicing 7-8 clients a day for an agency, indys frequently service 4 guys and make more money doing so.  Also, they build repeat clients who are safe, reliable and good tippers.  Frequently, an Indy can fly into town and fill up her dance card without ever having to place an ad.  She just emails clients ahead of time.
6.  Don't steal towels from the maid.  This is a quick way to draw attention when the maid sees a pile of towels on the floor.  Also, piles of towels are disgusting to us clients.  Understand that we want to be clean so we will shower at your room if we haven't recently. You have understandably requested that.  However, I need a towel (1 only) to do that.  You need to provide me with one.  A clean one! (Yes, I have been offered a used one before.  No fuckin' way!)  Two suggestions that smart providers have told me.  A.  Bring towels with you.  You can use the hotel laundry when convenient for you.  It's cheap and easy to do.  You only need 6-8 max.  And keep them in a seperate bag out of site after they were used.  B.  Tip the maid $20-40/day.  Just tell her that you're a clean freak who works out a lot and need a lot of towels.  It's a drop in the bucket of the money you are bringing in and the maid will never say a word.  While she knows exactly what is going on, the tip money is great for an immigrant maid who probably never even gets to deposit her own paychecks (her husband takes care of it) and she will never say a word.  She may even help you out in other ways if hotel management asks some questions.

is a high volume provider and is likely exhausted at the end of her day!   I can see where she would feel the way she does after the number of men she sees day in and day out.   I would hope I would know enough to quit before I felt this way about what I do.  It is true that there are little things that can be annoying but that can be expected as we all have different personalities.  But,  for now, I truely enjoy the company of the men who come to see me.

I got two paragraphs in and quit. A waste of time don't read it.

I think the only thing in that (perhaps besides the tone) was the attitude towards her client's desire to please her.  I can understand her perspective, but, for me, one of the most satisfying aspects of sex is pleasuring my partner, even when it's a no strings attached deal.  For me the whole thing feels somewhat incomplete.  I know that's probably just a part of my make-up but it is still integral to the whole experience for me.  I wouldn't expect a break or special consideration for it, but I would more likely return to a provider who, for the time we are together, allowed me the pleasure and joy of pleasuring her (especially if she's claiming to be gfe).

the author was just venting a lot of pent-up frustration.  SOME legitimate gripes, but like a couple threads down, we've heard it before and it probably doesn't apply to the vast majority.  let's move on.  I'm sure the author has.  

My feeeling is anyone who would bother to post this sure gets my attention.  Just hope if she advertises it"s under that name.   I will remember.

That article is absurd. She chose quantity instead of quality and then bitched about it. It would have been the same for guys. If I bang 5 or 6 women a day, my shaft would be inflamed & I would not feel comfortable too no matter what she does or how she tries to please me.

is I really wish I knew who the author was. That way I could save her the pain and agony of having to see yet another loathsome client. I would gladly do her the favor of seeing someone else. I'd rather not see a girl that loathes me before I even walk in the door.

The only things I agree with on that blog is
Yes, don't bring large bags with you.  I work in one of the top rated/safest neighborhoods,
so no reason for anyone to do that .  
Yes, don't smoke before you see a non smoker.
Yes, don't grab  boobs super hard,
Independent or not this is a service industry & ITS STILL A SERVICE .
TIPS ARE APPRECIATED by anyone however, they should never be asked for.

Other than that, dang lady get out because you are not happy.

That's what I thought as well.
I'm also very happy with my lifestyle choices.

I can only feel sorry for whomever wrote that.

If the woman that posted that blog seriously feels that way about most of her clients and is still as highly reviewed as she claims, she needs to move Los Angeles, get an agent, a Screen Actors Guild card, and start auditioning for parts.

Her acting skills must be truly Oscar / Emmy worthy!