Pussyjuice,

You didn't write it. However, you posted it with the heading, "A must read for hobbyists."  Therefore, we can only reasonably believe that you agree with most, if not all of what was written.

1.  Yes, I am an old man.  Actually, not much older than you, probably, and younger than many of those still adversing their escort services.  However, I do not smell.  I shower regularly and always before or to start an appointment.  So, when I want to cuddle with a provider holding herself out a GFE, it's part of the service I expect for my $$$.  If you don't want to, fine.  But do it anyway.  I do many things for my clients that I don't want to, but they are the duties of my chosen profession, so I do them without whining.  You should as well.
2.  We are not all geeks who have never had a date.  In fact, in being able to afford escorts at the GFE rate it's obvious we did not get where we are without having it together.  I could be regularly fucking a woman more gorgeous than you.  Surprised?  It's true.  However, I choose to fuck you because, as you say, "Have sex with no strings attached."  You say we should be thankful for your existence.  You're right.  But you should be thankful for ours.  It pays for your Miami condo, nice car, and beach life while working 15 days a month with no skills or education beyond what you learned in high school and have refined since then.
3.  If you are a high end agency GFE, you are not doing this because you are being pimped against your will, so cut the bs about you are sore, don't like it from behind, and have to suck some guy's hairy balls.  That's your job, which you willingly chose to do, and you do it because you are good with it.  The negatives are just that, negatives in a profession with immense positives.  What would my wife say if one day at my age I shaved my lower area?  It wasn't in vogue 25 years ago when we met so It's not going to happen mysteriously now.  So, suck my hairy ball sack (which is always clean and trimmed as much as I reasonably can without my wife becoming suspicious) and think about your Latino bf while doing it with a smile.  If I like it (I don't care what's going on inside your head) I may even tip you.
4.  While talking tips, I understand your desire for tips.  If you are the one spreading your legs and sucking strange guys' dicks and giving away 40-50% of the revenue, I can understand your frustration.  However, I am the client and have choices between you and some awesome independents who charge the same amount.  Why would I routinely tip you?   While I've tipped countless times, I need a reason to do so other than it's simply because you choose to work for an agency.   However, an agency is not your only option.  Get organized, get a credit card to charge hotels and plane tickets (start with collateralized cards if you don't have credit -they work just the same), talk to an independent provider, answer your phone calls, texts, and emails promptly and responsibly, and recognize the mountain of money available in the biz for a good independent.  There's much money to both.  It's just a hell of a lot more as an independent.  By the way, you will be pleasantly surprised at the freedom you will get for booking times and flights without having to connect through Cincinnati, as well as the perks of freqent flyer miles when you regularly book on one airline instead of what the agency booked you on to save $14.00, as well as hotel frequent stay points, etc.
5.  I will leave in an hour.  However, I paid for an hour.  You are not doing me a favor by massaging me or letting me play with your tits after the pop and I'm cleaned up.  It's your job to entertain me for the full hour.   While I leave frequently prior to the end of the hour, I am under absolutely no obligation to do so and under no circumstances should I be made to feel guilty for staying for the entire hour I paid for.  If 15-30 minutes the agency allows is not enough time for you to clean up, refresh, and regroup for the next smelly old man, than re-read #4.  Instead of servicing 7-8 clients a day for an agency, indys frequently service 4 guys and make more money doing so.  Also, they build repeat clients who are safe, reliable and good tippers.  Frequently, an Indy can fly into town and fill up her dance card without ever having to place an ad.  She just emails clients ahead of time.
6.  Don't steal towels from the maid.  This is a quick way to draw attention when the maid sees a pile of towels on the floor.  Also, piles of towels are disgusting to us clients.  Understand that we want to be clean so we will shower at your room if we haven't recently. You have understandably requested that.  However, I need a towel (1 only) to do that.  You need to provide me with one.  A clean one! (Yes, I have been offered a used one before.  No fuckin' way!)  Two suggestions that smart providers have told me.  A.  Bring towels with you.  You can use the hotel laundry when convenient for you.  It's cheap and easy to do.  You only need 6-8 max.  And keep them in a seperate bag out of site after they were used.  B.  Tip the maid $20-40/day.  Just tell her that you're a clean freak who works out a lot and need a lot of towels.  It's a drop in the bucket of the money you are bringing in and the maid will never say a word.  While she knows exactly what is going on, the tip money is great for an immigrant maid who probably never even gets to deposit her own paychecks (her husband takes care of it) and she will never say a word.  She may even help you out in other ways if hotel management asks some questions.