And with all the shows I watch about the stuff....

(Life,
Cover Me,
Nikita,
Law and Order,
Breakout Kings,
Chicago Code,
Rookie Blues,
Etc. etc.)

I wonder why its not my major. Then I think of this... .and I remember! Hehe.

Experience:
I have solved numerous mysteries, including the "can't be screened" man and the "whos this hooker" email/phone rant scandal. Prior to my career launch I was well known for my skills with reading maps and finding things in general... now I am rather good at finding new friends

Education:
Currently in college, 3.7 GPA

Athletic Endeavors:
Can run a mile in 7 minutes, shoot trap at a rate of 16/25, enjoy archery and tennis. I have participated in contact sports and have a good firm grip. I also ride like a maniac

Communications:
I am skilled in all things internet, being 21, it is a natural given ability that most people over 25 were not blessed with. I acknowledge this and am graciously willing to use all my talents in any position I may acquire with this tactile resume. I was only enrolled in honors English classes during my time in high but was never very good at math because they didn't let us use calculators and so English was fun for me and I could write about whatever I wanted and I was so good at school I am proving my babbling skills by creating a run on sentence without any problem whatsoever.


Please pm me with job requirements and salary details!
Headshot available upon requests.

Does the job come with all the equipment?

All I would need is handcuffs, badge, night stick and of course a gun.



I am also not Morris.