time on your hands and clairvoyant skills. Babbling and PM capabilities a plus. Apply on thread if qualified.
 


PS: I am not Morris either.

And with all the shows I watch about the stuff....

(Life,
Cover Me,
Nikita,
Law and Order,
Breakout Kings,
Chicago Code,
Rookie Blues,
Etc. etc.)

I wonder why its not my major. Then I think of this... .and I remember! Hehe.

Experience:
I have solved numerous mysteries, including the "can't be screened" man and the "whos this hooker" email/phone rant scandal. Prior to my career launch I was well known for my skills with reading maps and finding things in general... now I am rather good at finding new friends

Education:
Currently in college, 3.7 GPA

Athletic Endeavors:
Can run a mile in 7 minutes, shoot trap at a rate of 16/25, enjoy archery and tennis. I have participated in contact sports and have a good firm grip. I also ride like a maniac

Communications:
I am skilled in all things internet, being 21, it is a natural given ability that most people over 25 were not blessed with. I acknowledge this and am graciously willing to use all my talents in any position I may acquire with this tactile resume. I was only enrolled in honors English classes during my time in high but was never very good at math because they didn't let us use calculators and so English was fun for me and I could write about whatever I wanted and I was so good at school I am proving my babbling skills by creating a run on sentence without any problem whatsoever.


Please pm me with job requirements and salary details!
Headshot available upon requests.

All I would need is handcuffs, badge, night stick and of course a gun.



I am also not Morris.

How did you get my picture?!

Figure it out. Lol!

It comes with a clean keyboard and an imagination enhancer app. Maybe free but limited VIP to spread rumors.

I hate to DQ you for this position BLG, but I have a "DQ" in mind if she would only submit her resume.

with him. I think that guy needs a total makeover too, lol.

I'm sure that you would prefer the beauty of the young lady, I would make the same choice.

PM me her name, I'll prod her for you.



I'm still not Morris...

I'd give you a buck!

I notice Morris hasn't posted in this thread.  Coincidence?

vorlon, he has not posted here however I have posted on his posts hence proof that I'm not said Morris.  See post above:

Damn Morris, if you're not Morris, then who is Morris? eom

Therefor I am not Morris....