On this beautiful morning just wanted to post a thought for the day, so.....

I like boobs.

"The harder it is, the harder it is."
-Peeing

Reminds me of the old physics definition of "Leverage".  Leverage is demonstrated when you crank your morning wood down so you can take a pee....and your feet leave the ground.

I always regarded that as "Torque".

I call it a blessing!!!

I call it a surprise.

I start looking the 24/7 outcall adds on backpage.

...springs back and slaps me in the face! Nearly broke my glasses one time!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvZ8ayrDSTo

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  
An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”

The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Well, stop grabbing mine! Ya got your own!  LOL

...standing elbow to elbow and you reach down and grab the wrong dick? So, that was you?! Nice! You've got some serious turgidity going on there, Dude! No wonder why the ladies all luv ya!
Seriously, tho. From my experience at the Metrodome peeing troughs, I find that the Chicago Bears fans have the smallest and limpest dicks of all the other NFC North teams. I'm curious about others' thoughts on this.  

http://ginoruberto.5u.com/GinoRuberto_Diarrhea.mp3