: Thought for the day.... : Discussion in Minnesota, posted by tralala

Reminds me of the old physics definition of "Leverage". Leverage is demonstrated when you crank your morning wood down so you can take a pee....and your feet leave the ground.

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looking6412 years ago984 reads

Re: My thoughts... On morning wood

I always regarded that as "Torque".

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FFSHF12 years ago917 reads

Re: My thoughts... On morning wood

I call it a blessing!!!

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arunee12 years ago838 reads

Re: My thoughts... On morning wood

I call it a surprise.

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drdimsum12 years ago1021 reads

Re: My thoughts... On morning wood

I start looking the 24/7 outcall adds on backpage.

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arunee12 years ago989 reads

Re: My thoughts... On morning wood

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”

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Drumsticks12 years ago1028 reads

I hate it when I try that and the fucking thing slips from my grip...

...springs back and slaps me in the face! Nearly broke my glasses one time!

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wadzilla6912 years ago897 reads

Re: I hate it when I try that and the fucking thing slips from my grip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvZ8ayrDSTo

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arunee12 years ago814 reads

Re: I hate it when I try that and the fucking thing slips from my grip...

Well, stop grabbing mine! Ya got your own! LOL

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Drumsticks12 years ago821 reads

Sorry...how many times has that happened when you're peeing at the Metrodome trough...

...standing elbow to elbow and you reach down and grab the wrong dick? So, that was you?! Nice! You've got some serious turgidity going on there, Dude! No wonder why the ladies all luv ya!
Seriously, tho. From my experience at the Metrodome peeing troughs, I find that the Chicago Bears fans have the smallest and limpest dicks of all the other NFC North teams. I'm curious about others' thoughts on this.