: Minnesota Discussion : hahaha, that's great! :D

MsChayse 1760 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Alas the day has come when I no longer like having sex. It was a pleasure while it lasted but the flame is gone. Thanks for the memories. If I ever have the desire to masterbate again I'll have plenty of them to bring me to orgasm. Happy hobbying everyone!

Mwah!

FFSHF 19 Reviews 776 reads

posted 12 years ago

2 / 13

What is the date today?

See you again tomorrow!!!

DJ1985 21 Reviews 1142 reads

posted 12 years ago

3 / 13

good riddance

By that I mean happy April fools day!

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smilin6969 40 Reviews 683 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 13

I Love April 1st. LOL. eom

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TrinityLake See my TER Reviews 766 reads

posted 12 years ago

5 / 13

Lol... That's awesome... (eom)

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impeachable 37 Reviews 778 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 13

She got me! Leaann doesn't like sex?? I should have known better (eom)

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brilove See my TER Reviews 628 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 13

I knew when I read you no longer enjoy sex haha eom

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MsChayse 712 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 13

Damn it! Ya'll are way too smart!

Or I'm off my "A game" Humph!!! And don't worry impeachable. You weren't the Lone Ranger. I'm no squealer though. (in forums anyway. Wags tongue.)

Happy April fools day everyone! Let's get laid! Woo, hoo!!!!!!!!!!

Portia Eden See my TER Reviews 763 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 13

hahaha, that's great!

I posted something pretty similar two years ago.... in Honor of Fools Day!

you commented on it too Leann, here's the link to refresh your memory

FUN POST!!!

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MsChayse 665 reads

posted 12 years ago

10 / 13

Oh wow! Here I thought I was being a tad creative!

Yupper! Definitely gotta brush up on my creativity skills. Actually, I'm a copycat & was hoping no one would notice. BUSTED again! JUST KIDDING!!!! So Portia.... WHEN YA GONNA CUM FUCK ME?!

Portia Eden See my TER Reviews 885 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Busts and F**kin'

hahahaha. that's great. oh, I didn't post that to "bust ya". lol. you KNOW that right??

oh, and to answer your question....I don't cum fuck anybody. I can finger fuck or dick fuck ya though

and bring cash

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MsChayse 654 reads

posted 12 years ago

12 / 13

Hehehe! Ahem... you misspelled fUCkin.

Cash? I was hoping you'd accept Walmart gift cards! (sigh) Oh! And can I get a discount since I'm a provider? Do you have a strap on? Tell me what you'd do to me. Be explicit please. I want to know I'm getting my discount's worth!

"wink, wink"

Portia Eden See my TER Reviews 843 reads

posted 12 years ago

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hahaha, actaully I DO

accept walmart gift cards. SURPRISE!! (hey, I shop there...um they are the ONLY place I can find reasonably trice thigh highs believe it or not. and I use the cards at sams club. but prefer Costco better now....so, Costco gift cards would be better....) details details.....

L, I was trying to be DELICATE in the POST TITLE..... guess, THAT"S not gonna happen on YOUR thread.....

no provider discounts. you have to pay more actually, since you're a GIRL!

seriously, did you actually ASK if I have a strapon???? see the link. then guess which one I have.

I'm signing off for the eve..... have a good one!