Alas the day has come when I no longer like having sex. It was a pleasure while it lasted but the flame is gone. Thanks for the memories. If I ever have the desire to masterbate again I'll have plenty of them to bring me to orgasm. Happy hobbying everyone!
Yupper! Definitely gotta brush up on my creativity skills. Actually, I'm a copycat & was hoping no one would notice. BUSTED again! JUST KIDDING!!!! So Portia.... WHEN YA GONNA CUM FUCK ME?!
Cash? I was hoping you'd accept Walmart gift cards! (sigh) Oh! And can I get a discount since I'm a provider? Do you have a strap on? Tell me what you'd do to me. Be explicit please. I want to know I'm getting my discount's worth!
accept walmart gift cards. SURPRISE!! (hey, I shop there...um they are the ONLY place I can find reasonably trice thigh highs believe it or not. and I use the cards at sams club. but prefer Costco better now....so, Costco gift cards would be better....) details details.....
L, I was trying to be DELICATE in the POST TITLE..... guess, THAT"S not gonna happen on YOUR thread..... no provider discounts. you have to pay more actually, since you're a GIRL! seriously, did you actually ASK if I have a strapon???? see the link. then guess which one I have. I'm signing off for the eve..... have a good one!
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