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Actually, I think he realized that he accidentally shorted her donation in the envelope....
mariahlove 1848 reads
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1 / 12

That don't screen.

 Lol who was he calling?

LadyAstrid See my TER Reviews 749 reads
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2 / 12

Naked in a hotel. Or anywhere. No. He must have been waxed out of his mind! Who did he call, the cops? Haha no way.

mariahlove 522 reads
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3 / 12

lmao that's exactly what i was thinking.

Posted By: LadyAstrid
Naked in a hotel. Or anywhere. No. He must have been waxed out of his mind! Who did he call, the cops? Haha no way.

mariahlove 507 reads
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4 / 12

911 whats your emergency?
MAM, umm a hooker just ran off with my wallet!!  
Operator: Sir did you get a description? Where were you when this happened?
Idiot: Shes 5"7 white, fake boobs, and a tattoo on her left ass cheek. She was in  my hotel room.
Operator: How did you see her tattoo?
Idiot: I was fucking her from the back! hard!
Operator: Was money exchanged?
Idiot: Yes! But 100 wasn't enough she took it all!  
Operator: Police are on the way stay put ;)  

 

Posted By: LadyAstrid
Naked in a hotel. Or anywhere. No. He must have been waxed out of his mind! Who did he call, the cops? Haha no way.

elanmontage See my TER Reviews 565 reads
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6 / 12

t entertainment i've seen in a long time.

mariahlove 472 reads
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Drumsticks 90 Reviews 493 reads
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8 / 12

...and was running after her so he could correct his mistake. He tried calling her but of course her phone just went to voicemail. Poor bloke, he'll probably get Blacklisted now.  ;)

wadzilla69 1 Reviews 633 reads
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DJ1985 21 Reviews 563 reads
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11 / 12

My thoughts exactly..wouldn't have been nearly as funny without the Benny Hill music.

vorlon 119 Reviews 486 reads
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12 / 12

Every few months we hear of a news story of someone doing exactly that.

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