Minnesota
I bet he did call the cops
911 whats your emergency?
MAM, umm a hooker just ran off with my wallet!!
Operator: Sir did you get a description? Where were you when this happened?
Idiot: Shes 5"7 white, fake boobs, and a tattoo on her left ass cheek. She was in my hotel room.
Operator: How did you see her tattoo?
Idiot: I was fucking her from the back! hard!
Operator: Was money exchanged?
Idiot: Yes! But 100 wasn't enough she took it all!
Operator: Police are on the way stay put 
...and was running after her so he could correct his mistake. He tried calling her but of course her phone just went to voicemail. Poor bloke, he'll probably get Blacklisted now.