...went to see a new K-girl on saturday.  The girl who answered the door spoke zero english (as her review stated) but didn't really look like the girl in the pic but what's new?  She was cute and sexy so let's go.  Did mouthwash routine.  Took shower together.  Started to get down to business... and then the doorbell rang.  This didn't seem that odd since there were two girls sharing the apartment, but then my date's phone rang.  She starts laughing.  Turns out I'm with the wrong girl -- and they want me to switch! Uh, okay...  Two bbbj's from two pretty girls for the price of one!  So I have to grab my clothes and race to into the other room where the whole process begins again.  Crazy.

That's funny shit!

Where do I sign up for that mistake?  

who had to take over from were you left off. Gues a shower can make things right , but still...

...as if the experience wasn't strange enough, at the end of the session, my date hands me her ipad on which she (or someone else) has typed, "Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to see me.  Please leave me a good review.  I like a good horse."  WTF?!

The Korean word for 'horse' (pronounced 'mahl') has the same spelling and pronunciation as the word for, well, 'words'.  She probably meant something along the lines of 'I'd like kind words (about me)'.

Wow..with all the money I spend, even I don't have an Ipad yet. Goes to show you that man, I spend too much..

The whloe thing gives new meaning to sloppy seconds.  Well...  Maybe not.