...went to see a new K-girl on saturday.  The girl who answered the door spoke zero english (as her review stated) but didn't really look like the girl in the pic but what's new?  She was cute and sexy so let's go.  Did mouthwash routine.  Took shower together.  Started to get down to business... and then the doorbell rang.  This didn't seem that odd since there were two girls sharing the apartment, but then my date's phone rang.  She starts laughing.  Turns out I'm with the wrong girl -- and they want me to switch! Uh, okay...  Two bbbj's from two pretty girls for the price of one!  So I have to grab my clothes and race to into the other room where the whole process begins again.  Crazy.