Sometimes when I start to go down on a provider she doesn't smell that good down there.  It is nothing that can't be fixed with a wipe down with a washcloth but the last couple times I felt kinda awkward bringing it up. I'd like her to clean up before we resume DATY. Anybody have a nice line they use to politely let a provider know she needs a wipe down there, so she doesn't feel offended?  I know many women pride themselves on good hygiene.

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Unfortunately BV (bacterial vaginosis) is generally the reason for the bad smell, it has absolutely nothing to do with bad hygiene, in fact it's the complete opposite.

Let me go and freshen up for you real quick. usually the other person feels rightly compelled to do the same as I am very much into keeping it clean myself.

Why would you be so polite? If the hooker had a stinky kitty she is already disrespecting you. I wouldn't hesitate to tell her to hit the shower or hit the road.

Sick, but true many ratchet providers have stank pussy & still charge for their poor services.  My regular just got done telling me about several in his area.  Now I understand why he appreciates my prestigious pussy!

Haha it actually smells worse than what it is.  Antibiotics will clear it up

I see a naturopathic doctor and she has given me great advice on how to naturally stay clean , If the situation does arise ,you can get an OTC homeopathic treatment at Whole foods for 10-20 bucks. Alot of girls who do not know they have a Latex allergy often get BV.

Literally and figuratively!  Especially if you otherwise like her.  She may have just gotten over her monthly visitor.  
I believe most ladies would be insulted, if told they had a stinky hoo-hoo.

I just wouldn't go back for seconds....there are so many nice ladies here in LA

which is much of my advice for adversity in life.  In this case, I'd keep in mind that there are other ways to enjoy your session besides getting your lick on.  If you want to go back for seconds, hopefully the fact that you went down for 2 seconds before switching it up would send a signal to her.  Now if your whole point of the session was DATY, well, sorry.

It could smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

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Are there stray cats meowing at the door?  
Are seagulls circling overhead?
Is the Gortons Fisherman pulling up to the curb with a boat trailer?    
Is there a Prop 35 hazardous materials sign on the door?
Are there firemen wearing face masks evacuating the building?

ok guys I did it as far as title but could not bring myself to read text as this is yuk!  

BV has nothing to do with bad hygiene.

"...good afternoon, ladies...."

As I was told:  "There are 2 things that smell like Fish.   AND one of them is FISH!"!

that might work

That usually hedges out all risk on both sides.

Hello Ladies