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tinhobbyist796 reads

Sometimes when I start to go down on a provider she doesn't smell that good down there.  It is nothing that can't be fixed with a wipe down with a washcloth but the last couple times I felt kinda awkward bringing it up. I'd like her to clean up before we resume DATY. Anybody have a nice line they use to politely let a provider know she needs a wipe down there, so she doesn't feel offended?  I know many women pride themselves on good hygiene.

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Shaunna816 reads

Unfortunately BV (bacterial vaginosis) is generally the reason for the bad smell, it has absolutely nothing to do with bad hygiene, in fact it's the complete opposite.

It's an imbalance of bacteria.

Us girls get it from over cleaning, dousing, soaps, gels and even condoms etc.

Most times the girl doesn't even know that they have it until the smell gets really bad or someone mentions it.

BV has a distinct smell of being a little fishy, excuse the pun :-)

Just be upfront hun, once the date is over just say, i'm really sorry but i think you have an imbalance down there, have you been checked for BV.

BV IS NOT a sexually transmitted disease and can not be passed on.

S

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SerenaVincente631 reads

Let me go and freshen up for you real quick. usually the other person feels rightly compelled to do the same as I am very much into keeping it clean myself.

Hope this helps lovely :)

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Panthera12519 reads

Why would you be so polite? If the hooker had a stinky kitty she is already disrespecting you. I wouldn't hesitate to tell her to hit the shower or hit the road.

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QueenBia578 reads

Sick, but true many ratchet providers have stank pussy & still charge for their poor services.  My regular just got done telling me about several in his area.  Now I understand why he appreciates my prestigious pussy!

If it smells fishy she has BV.  Gross.  Take a few days off until your right.

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Shaunna529 reads

Haha it actually smells worse than what it is.  Antibiotics will clear it up :-)

If you want to be all ghetto about it you could just say to her "by the way have you ever smelt fish that's gone off", well i just have". :-

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Gov_Spitzer486 reads

Hello Ladies

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hanakoyoshida568 reads

I see a naturopathic doctor and she has given me great advice on how to naturally stay clean , If the situation does arise ,you can get an OTC homeopathic treatment at Whole foods for 10-20 bucks. Alot of girls who do not know they have a Latex allergy often get BV.

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SerenaVincente419 reads

ok guys I did it as far as title but could not bring myself to read text as this is yuk!  

Hygene hygene hygene!  

All I have to say!  

Jeeeeeezzzzzzz

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Shaunna393 reads

BV has nothing to do with bad hygiene.

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Airmobile537 reads

Literally and figuratively!  Especially if you otherwise like her.  She may have just gotten over her monthly visitor.  
I believe most ladies would be insulted, if told they had a stinky hoo-hoo.

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ilovegfecim400 reads

I just wouldn't go back for seconds....there are so many nice ladies here in LA

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velvetsinner354 reads

which is much of my advice for adversity in life.  In this case, I'd keep in mind that there are other ways to enjoy your session besides getting your lick on.  If you want to go back for seconds, hopefully the fact that you went down for 2 seconds before switching it up would send a signal to her.  Now if your whole point of the session was DATY, well, sorry.

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EasyGoing4U529 reads

It could smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

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Jinx_The_Cat452 reads

Are there stray cats meowing at the door?  
Are seagulls circling overhead?
Is the Gortons Fisherman pulling up to the curb with a boat trailer?    
Is there a Prop 35 hazardous materials sign on the door?
Are there firemen wearing face masks evacuating the building?

If so, you may want to reschedule.

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RTowers424 reads

"...good afternoon, ladies...."

RT

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Airmobile402 reads

As I was told:  "There are 2 things that smell like Fish.   AND one of them is FISH!"!

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CCMAN383 reads

that might work

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crazyshit307 reads

That usually hedges out all risk on both sides.

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