as the opposite sex!

swing my new appendage side to side and hopefully it can slap both of my legs...lol

First thing I would do is see if I could reach far enough to give myself a blow job.

Just who the hell I pissed off to end up in this situation.

Yea, I know, the sponge; but it sure puts a damper on "other "alphabet activitites"!!    

I'm double jointed, I'd put my legs behind my head and stay there!

This is why I try to pick activities where I'm naked. Cuts down on decision making.

As long as you are able to keep your legs up on my shoulders or wrapped around my back, you're golden.

try that as well! lol

thinking the same!  

Because I LOVE eating pussy...........I would have an operation that gave me the flexibility to..............

Sweetheart.........if you awoke as a man........you would only have ONE hole.

i believe they were implying about vaginal or anal or oral

I've been shorted somehow and I'm not happy about it. Bang it out before I die of dehydration I suppose...

Call me naive..........but...........honestly..........have you really eaten your own pussy?

Amazing..........sexy, delicious............and intelligent too.............TRIFECTA!  Touche.

Ive never managed to get my legs behind my neck in a yoga style to try it

I can tell you that I've tried, let's just say I took the failure pretty hard!  

I won't pass up the chance to make good use of a whirlpool tub jet! Oh, humina humina humina.... and, I'm done!

I would see how many lesbians I could pick up.  I always thought that Vegas would be a target rich environment for a beautiful lesbian.  Woohoo.