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Re: A Manred_smile
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i believe they were implying about vaginal or anal or oral

as the opposite sex!

What is the first thing you would do?

Me?
Celebrating the fact I no longer have to deal with that time of the month!

xoxo,
Ms. Leila Lovely

swing my new appendage side to side and hopefully it can slap both of my legs...lol

try that as well! lol

xoxo,
Ms. Leila Lovel

First thing I would do is see if I could reach far enough to give myself a blow job.

I'm double jointed, I'd put my legs behind my head and stay there!

Posted By: Kitty_Rains
First thing I would do is see if I could reach far enough to give myself a blow job.

As long as you are able to keep your legs up on my shoulders or wrapped around my back, you're golden.

LasVegan322 reads

Call me naive..........but...........honestly..........have you really eaten your own pussy?

Ive never managed to get my legs behind my neck in a yoga style to try it

I can tell you that I've tried, let's just say I took the failure pretty hard!  

Posted By: Kitty_Rains
Ive never managed to get my legs behind my neck in a yoga style to try it.  
 
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Just who the hell I pissed off to end up in this situation.

thinking the same!  

It would nice to test myself!

xoxo,
Ms. Leila Lovely

LasVegan410 reads

Sweetheart.........if you awoke as a man........you would only have ONE hole.

i believe they were implying about vaginal or anal or oral

I've been shorted somehow and I'm not happy about it. Bang it out before I die of dehydration I suppose...

And yes I am quite familiar with the ass, I've fisted them before! I enjoyed it, why not use a penis to explore a woman? I have penis envy it's why I'm really good at what I do! You don't think I'd seriously enjoy exploring a woman if I were a man. I enjoy it as a woman, I don't think that's going to change if you outfit me with a penis!!! ;)

Walks away sulking because obviously I cannot voice my displeasure in this matter! Now I feel shunned!  

Posted By: LasVegan
Sweetheart.........if you awoke as a man........you would only have ONE hole.

LasVegan367 reads

Amazing..........sexy, delicious............and intelligent too.............TRIFECTA!  Touche.

TheCoochieMonster462 reads

Yea, I know, the sponge; but it sure puts a damper on "other "alphabet activitites"!!    

 
Otherwise, my problem would be "I don't have a THING to wear!!"

This is why I try to pick activities where I'm naked. Cuts down on decision making.

Posted By: TheCoochieMonster
Yea, I know, the sponge; but it sure puts a damper on "other "alphabet activitites"!!    
   
   
 Otherwise, my problem would be "I don't have a THING to wear!!"  

I won't pass up the chance to make good use of a whirlpool tub jet! Oh, humina humina humina.... and, I'm done!

LasVegan340 reads

Because I LOVE eating pussy...........I would have an operation that gave me the flexibility to..............

Well you know.

I would see how many lesbians I could pick up.  I always thought that Vegas would be a target rich environment for a beautiful lesbian.  Woohoo.

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