Have wonderful Birthday Sex……,
With your favorite partner or your ex…..,
A sweet-sweet cake, that everyone expects…..,
Proud candles glowing, for special effects…….! ! !

Make the ‘first cut’, and dish the pieces out…….,
As good cheer and laughter echoes about…….,
A fantastic time, will be had by all……,
As we celebrate and sing, you’ll be having a ball……,

A special party come true, and all of it is for that ‘special’ you……,
Birthday Sex, yes, Birthday Sex……..,
If friends don’t understand, just have them read my post…….,

And if someone gets mad, bent or distressed……,
Just look them in the eye, and say, “OK, you’re next.”……,

So strip to your birthday suit, collect your birthday loot……,

AND HAVE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY SEX……..! ! !

I hope you are smiling and your day is one of the best! You are an amazing guy that is a dream date. Happy Birthday MP!

distribution centers have all been alerted to the potentiality of very large internet orders requiring immediate delivery to New Mexico.

What they don't know is that i plan to HACK into the delivery itinerary to assure a reroute through butt-f--k Egypt(where i live). LOL


Happy Birthday MP67,I'm_not_MP,MP67.1....and so on.

May you get laid well and thoroughly!

Be sure that you can really enjoy the day.

Now that I got your attention,  Happy Birthday, MP. If ya need any help "with her"; Ya got my number, dude!  LMAO!

Birthday wishes you can relate to.

Have a great one, brother, and tag something good for me. And don't forget to get shitfaced, snot-flying drunk.

Happy whatever day!! Cocktails for you, cocktails for all

But it's tomorrow! That's alright, though, it's greatly appreciated!

Nice lady in one of my accounts made a cake for me. Something nice/sexy/cool is coming in the mail.

But the rest, and the best, I can't share!

I think I might have a drink or two, though, for the pre-celebration seeing as how I don't have to work tomorrow!

Thanks again!

Fucking peace!

(Original poem by Joanna Fuchs)


The _____ day that you were born
Is filled with many _________;
Our _______ and our _____ bond
Are my life’s greatest _________.

Your birthday brings me _________
And fills me with ________;
My gift to you is all my _____
And unshakable _______.


Okay, people.... lets fill in the blanks.

I know you don't like me, think I'm an asshole and wanna beat me up, but have a great day anyway.

Is putting fuck, fucking and fucks in the spaces.

Sorry, I know I have a potty-mouth.

Gotta love me though!

Thanks Gabby!

Thank you! Wish I knew who you were!

But here I am, chatting with you, drinking my face off at home.  

When you're a smart-ass and say 'it sucks to be me', well, it bit me in the ass. Big time.

Yeah, I know. Peace.