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I hope you are smiling and your day is one of the best! You are an amazing guy that is a dream date. Happy Birthday MP!

In Paducah,Kentucky

distribution centers have all been alerted to the potentiality of very large internet orders requiring immediate delivery to New Mexico.

What they don't know is that i plan to HACK into the delivery itinerary to assure a reroute through butt-f--k Egypt(where i live). LOL


Happy Birthday MP67,I'm_not_MP,MP67.1....and so on.

May you get laid well and thoroughly!

Be sure that you can really enjoy the day.

Seriously, who the fuck cares??

Now that I got your attention,  Happy Birthday, MP. If ya need any help "with her"; Ya got my number, dude!  LMAO!

Birthday wishes you can relate to.

Have a great one, brother, and tag something good for me. And don't forget to get shitfaced, snot-flying drunk.

Happy whatever day!! Cocktails for you, cocktails for all

Hey! That's cool of you all! Especially Tori!

But it's tomorrow! That's alright, though, it's greatly appreciated!

Nice lady in one of my accounts made a cake for me. Something nice/sexy/cool is coming in the mail.

But the rest, and the best, I can't share!

I think I might have a drink or two, though, for the pre-celebration seeing as how I don't have to work tomorrow!

Thanks again!

Fucking peace!

MP67 Mad Libs..... (you know you want to)

(Original poem by Joanna Fuchs)


The _____ day that you were born
Is filled with many _________;
Our _______ and our _____ bond
Are my life’s greatest _________.

Your birthday brings me _________
And fills me with ________;
My gift to you is all my _____
And unshakable _______.


Okay, people.... lets fill in the blanks.

I know you don't like me, think I'm an asshole and wanna beat me up, but have a great day anyway.

Supposed to be on a plane in half an hour

But here I am, chatting with you, drinking my face off at home.  

When you're a smart-ass and say 'it sucks to be me', well, it bit me in the ass. Big time.

Yeah, I know. Peace.