They are here.  See City of Dreams.  You get a couple of below averages and a stellar review pops up.  I can bet bardown - 19 and ktsan4756 are not real reviews.  Guess Alpaca's reviewers have become more sophiscated in their writing.  

But a guy I'm supposed to trust on here said there are no fake org reviews on TER. It must be true!  

Is there a TER review page for Ms Coconut?

Reviews of Kgirls and not camelids.    What's the rate for an hour with an alpaca female? Are they tight?  (Sorry, you tee it up and I'll take a swing - Lol)

Mrs Alpaca is the org owner and she calls her stable "petting zoo". She is the one with fancy girl names and "new girl xyz" line. You can figure anyone who calls herself Alpaca has a certain flare.  

Before George did the EM purge # 2, Ms Coconut had 993 reviews.

Mrs. Alpaca being hot is Twoon's dream and fantasy.  Does anyone what she really looks like?

Finally figured out how I became theron for a couple of posts

...about K-girls with a feeble attempt at a joke.  But his number one tactic is to shoot the messenger.  When you said something negative about bookers, he insulted you by accusing you of having "millennial hubris."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/this-is-typical-millennial-hubris----18368?frmSearch=1#18368

thought you were posting your resume!!!!

are older women who used to be Kgirls 20 years+ ago.  They are typically married and the husbands are often the ones going to Seoul salons on "recruiting" trips, so its kind of a "family" business.  That's why the supply of 90-day wonders never seems to diminish much (recent Covid months excepted, of course).

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Dude, I think if you tried just a bit harder you could write a post even more free of any content of value. So far, this seems to be your one great talent.
But after this one I’m going back to just skipping over any of your posts.
What a phenomenal waste of time and space. I can’t believe I even wasted the 2 minutes to write this. I was just so impressed by your utterly content free post I couldn’t help myself. Though I’m kicking myself for reading it. That is a mistake I will not repeat.
Feel free to respond all you wish. I won’t be reading anything you write anyway.

Once kgirl transitions into org owner, she is part of org and she is treated equally as any other org affiliates (lease co-signers, money collectors, drivers in vegas, etc) by me.

California, whether or not they have a green card is irrelevant.  

It means Im an equal opportunity guy and treat everyone in the org the same whether they're a guy or a girl. If I say I'm willing to pay 10k to punch a lying scum face in, for example, this means I don't discriminate and it applies equally to everyone in the org. Scum ain't got no gender nor face.

Yeah, I've seen the distraction tactics and cherry picking of what he wants to answer.

I notices you have a review and mention that the face is not the one in the ad pic. Nice to put in the review but did you submit a problem report to have the "Photos Accurate" in the profile corrected?

BigPOS, I would start a GoFundMe page and you wouldn't be out the money, but you still get to punch a lying scum.  Its a win-win for you.  What do you say?

99% of the k-mongers loved him.  They hung on his every word because he claimed to know so much about the K-girls and the bookers.  He doled out morsels of information about K-girls to his followers.  But if anyone dared to disagree with him, he viciously attacked them.  And no one on here called him out.  Doesn't that sound like CDL too?  I wasn't the first one to think so or say so.  This is a post from 3/21/2016, OVER FOUR YEARS AGO:

I'll consider it if you have proof of him trying to scam fellow mongers or has glowing reviews of girls he's never seen, who he is affiliated with.

I've heard OF him. I don't really care if they are the same person. Both clearly have this classic 'information is power'  type of power getting to their head because they are/were vip members of exclusive (or so they think) society.

Don't Feed The Troll.  He has 0 interest in sessioning with our beloved kgirls; but he'd like to share on the kgirl board.

to get you some kind of Kgirl Board cred by digging up a conspiracy theory from four years ago.  However, like usual, you completely blew it.  This was completely debunked after this thread by the expose we did on Harpman that has already been linked on this board.  Who writes an expose on themselves?  You are a moron trying to float this theory again, or suggesting it ever got legs.  

I have always maintained my anonymity as CDL with providers and orgs.  I agree it is the best way to approach this.  That way, you are beholding to no one.  Unfortunately, its also the slow way.  It means getting screened through references instead of using your TER handle.  This doesn't make much difference with Kgirls, but with indies, its much faster and easier to get an appointment if they can just look at your reviews, and/or whitelist, on TER.  Obviously, you can't be anonymous and have a TER whitelist, too, so I have never asked a provider for one.

If you really were as successful as you claim ad nauseam, you wouldn't have to go begging for $10,000.  Your first instinct would have been to offer the $10,000 yourself.  That should be chump change for you but the truth is you're just a broke-ass bitch.

...Harpman are the same person.  I have never said that and I do not say that you and Harpman are the SAME PERSON.  What I DO say, however, is that you and Harpman have exactly the SAME PERSONA.  There is not one iota of difference between your board persona and Harpman's as the post from over four years ago showed, listing all the similarities between you and Harpman.

defending me then and were a pretty reasonable guy.  It only took you four years to become a total shithead.  Congrats on your complete transformation.  

Just so you know, saying mongers are fat and ugly is one of the oldest tricks in orgs playbooks, to try to justify bad girl service. They'd say stuff like you're fat old and ugly, kgirl probably afraid to touch you, you should be elated she even put a finger on you (in a p4p industry). This is also how they get easily exposed, they forget they should be mongers too, and they start clowning mongers for paying for pussy and being johns, it gets hilarious.

Providers and other mongers were posting this way about him before I got here.  He has been to M & G's in LA, which was probably a bad idea when you are morbidly  obese and far from good-looking.  So I'm not speculating, its a fact.  A few years ago, he lost a large amount of weight, but then they said he looked like a Shar Pei.  There are threads from four years ago where several posters were calling him SharPei-man.  Some providers at the M & G's were polite when they met him, but were hoping he would not try to book with them.  The "dead-fish breath" came from a provider post, too.  One poster calls him broke-back-stabber for his penchant of making friends with new guys and then stabbing them in the back.  Its all here on the various discussion boards from years ago if you care to go fishing, but cheap-shots are not my preferred style unless its just an insult-slinging back and forth.  I prefer to find out facts and talk about those.  

I wasn't talking about him in particular. Or you. I was just saying it's a common way of org affiliates being dismissive of bad reviews, trying to shift blame and do damage control of their product. By saying monger is fat ugly or old, they try to attack the customer and make it seem like their girls are saints having to deal with such customers,and elicit sympathy.  

Until relatively recently, So Cal K-Girls really were a "closed society" which is why busts of K-Girl orgs were virtually unheard of. BPOS would hardly be the first guy to claim "sour grapes" because he was unable to break through the ultra tough screening the So Cal K-Girl agencies once had.

I'm not sure what there is to defend here, but sure. I don't think I accused him of anything. I'm just saying that it's not like that everywhere. So him saying bigpapa won't be able to get into kgirls agencies because of some online posts, is a big stretch. It's wishful thinking. Maybe in LA or something.  

It matters little to me whether its wholeheartedly or grudgingly.   LOL  

Tried to keep personal feelings out of it, and had a good long run on AF with no drama, but from day one when I starting posting on the TER discussion boards, the old guard here levied personal attacks at me every single day.   Most of those guys have since left this board, or TER completely, but BPOS took over.  I'm a reap what you sow kind of guy.  He attacks me daily on one or more boards.  I will always punch back harder.    

TER forums, like the old rouge libre of yore, has long been known for curmudgeons and flame wars. In my opinion, it has gotten significantly better than it used to be. Not that there isn’t room for improvement of course.

you are worth more than $3.62 to ME, of all people?  If you were successful yourself, you would know about using OPM, not your money.  Do you think Mark Zuckerburg or Bill Gates funded their success by themselves?  You really are clueless, aren't you.  I'll just wait until a M & G, and do it myself, big boy.  Better start working out now, so you don't knock yourself out when you hit the floor.  Bwahahahahaha

It sounds like you are suggesting that his online posts are the reason K-Girls won't see him, but you have things backwards, I doubt a single actual K-Girl has ever even seen one of his posts, much less gave even a single fuck about anything he has to say, but it's not unreasonable to assume that the reason he slams K-Girls and the guys that see them is rooted in a "sour grapes" mentality brought on by him never being able to break into the K-Girl scene of So Cal, which at one time was harder than a jew getting into the Los Angeles Country club at about the same point in time.

for a long time and many Kgirls NOW follow the Kgirl discussion board, read their reviews and keep track of the competition, especially since TER came back to the US in December.  5 years ago I would have said the same thing about Kgirls not seeing his posts.  CDL has had many Kgirls PM to ask about things appearing on the Kgirl board, and I routinely get emails from bookers asking for clarification about something they read on the boards.  But his posts would only be a factor if he was trying to get in under the current climate.  There have been posts in the past that he tried to get into the Kgirl scene and couldn't pass screening, but that was probably BEFORE bookers and Kgirls started following our discussion board.  If he couldn't pass then, there is absolutely no chance now unless he starts at the "bottom" at orgs that are 100% BBFS, which given his derogatory comments about BBFS, is not likely to happen.   He missed his window of opportunity may years ago.  Top-tier Kgirls are getting much more sophisticated about "working" their brand much the same way as successful indies do it.  Many are TER VIP members so they can read their reviews, and I'm always surprised to receive PM's from Kgirls who have TER VIP accounts, but its happening more and more lately.  

You have almost immediately accepted the fact you got it wrong, I suppose I should return the favor. lol

So you admit that bookers and orgs and girls read the boards and reviews, yet you've claimed that they don't write or pay others to write fake reviews ?

I did not say ALL bookers and Kgirls, I said some.  90-day wonders, which is a lot of what you get in the BA, could care less about reviews, because they won't be here long enough to build up a steady clientele.  I talked about the TOP girls, the ones that have been doing this for years and mostly stay in one place.  These are the girls that are getting more savvy about their business.  

Broad brushing? I'm not Bob Ross, I don't brush my broads  

Admin you cannot review or post without approval from the K-editorial board. Just like I have to.

...you'll never go to a M&G.  But in case you do, I'll be wearing a name tag just to make sure you'll find me.  And then you'll find out what a little old quartermaster can do.

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that has a boxing ring.  We'll put the gloves on and see who's still standing at the end.  If it makes you more comfortable, we can have the paramedics standing by to haul away what's left of your fat ass.  

Mrs Alpaca been very good to me.

Is it because most of her girls are CFS?

Six, back at Neurotic Donkey, shared with me that Mrs Alpaca is the HOTTEST retired kgirl.  She's the PO.  

Sean was a friend back at Neurotic Donkey and much like Sketchi, a voice of stability and reason in Wonderland.

for someone to back up their big mouth boasts, and all I get is crickets.  Bwahahahahaha

I have come close to visiting Alpaca's harem but still not pulled the trigger.  And I have pulled the trigger with orgs like smk650 or ebk510 who have little credibility.  Personally, I feel that she needs to take a course Biz Management 101...she has biz model issues.