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Alpaca legend
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Mrs. Alpaca being hot is Twoon's dream and fantasy.  Does anyone what she really looks like?

They are here.  See City of Dreams.  You get a couple of below averages and a stellar review pops up.  I can bet bardown - 19 and ktsan4756 are not real reviews.  Guess Alpaca's reviewers have become more sophiscated in their writing.  

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But a guy I'm supposed to trust on here said there are no fake org reviews on TER. It must be true!  

 
J/k. Those reviews look fake and pretty typical of the usual alpaca ad bot machine.

Is there a TER review page for Ms Coconut?

😉

Reviews of Kgirls and not camelids.    What's the rate for an hour with an alpaca female? Are they tight?  (Sorry, you tee it up and I'll take a swing - Lol)

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Mrs Alpaca is the org owner and she calls her stable "petting zoo". She is the one with fancy girl names and "new girl xyz" line. You can figure anyone who calls herself Alpaca has a certain flare.  

She also has/had a flare for bot reviews.  

 
Twoon has heard this legend that she supposedly used to be a really hot kgirl. I'm skeptical as usual, but it's possible.

...about K-girls with a feeble attempt at a joke.  But his number one tactic is to shoot the messenger.  When you said something negative about bookers, he insulted you by accusing you of having "millennial hubris."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/this-is-typical-millennial-hubris----18368?frmSearch=1#18368

 
That's what Harpman did and that's what CDL does.  He's no different than Harpman in that regard.  He'll attack anybody who says anything negative about K-girls or him.  A couple of threads below, a guy incorrectly called CDL a "cuckold."  CDL is obviously not a cuck in the situation described so he should have laughed it off or ignored it, but instead CDL had a mega meltdown.  In return for incorrectly being called a cuckold, CDL said the guy was:

 
ignorant
smarmy
the village idiot
weak minded
a coward
hike up your panties
not all that bright
hide behind your alias to lob spitballs
a moron
a ball-less coward
knowing your limitations as a man
crawl behind the cover of your alias to have the balls to say this

 
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/you-have-just-shown-----18715?page=1#18723
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/i-see-you-dodged-my-question----18736?page=1

 
Thin-skinned CDL went bat-shit crazy over an alias handle incorrectly calling him a cuckold.  No, he's not a cuck...just a dumb fuck.
Here's what CDL looked like after writing that post:

Dude, I think if you tried just a bit harder you could write a post even more free of any content of value. So far, this seems to be your one great talent.
But after this one I’m going back to just skipping over any of your posts.
What a phenomenal waste of time and space. I can’t believe I even wasted the 2 minutes to write this. I was just so impressed by your utterly content free post I couldn’t help myself. Though I’m kicking myself for reading it. That is a mistake I will not repeat.
Feel free to respond all you wish. I won’t be reading anything you write anyway.

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Yeah, I've seen the distraction tactics and cherry picking of what he wants to answer.

 

Tbh, all I needed to learn about cdl I learned when he challenged me to find one org review, I did, and then he changed the rules from any one review to major org in LA (lmao). Instead of admitting he was wrong, like a man would. And I've learned everything I've needed about everyone else on here when they didn't call him out on that.

99% of the k-mongers loved him.  They hung on his every word because he claimed to know so much about the K-girls and the bookers.  He doled out morsels of information about K-girls to his followers.  But if anyone dared to disagree with him, he viciously attacked them.  And no one on here called him out.  Doesn't that sound like CDL too?  I wasn't the first one to think so or say so.  This is a post from 3/21/2016, OVER FOUR YEARS AGO:

 
Twin brothers in the Kgirl world?  
In a previous thread there were lively discussions on a long gone dead horse (Mr. H) vis-a-vis a current roaring lion. I found some intriguing similarities between them.
— They both obviously love lime light;
— They claim expert knowledge of the Kgirl world
— They often extend help to people who may have glitches in getting Kgirl appointments;
— They both started on TER in Oct 2008 (see top 10 posters to verify the date);
— They both claim to have special intimate relationship with some Kgirls, such as invitation to meet Kgirl’s parents;
— They are prolific on this and the LA forums;
— They use strong name callings against those who dare to disagree with them;
— They loathe aliases. Oh, I know their supporters will attack this alias, a subject that has been debated ad nauseum. I only write to the fair-minded who look at the content of the letter and ignore the color of the envelope.  

So, can someone please explain such uncanny coincidences?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/twin-brothers-in-the-kgirl-world-5349?frmSearch=1#5349

The guy who wrote that post was prescient - everything he said about Harpman proved to be true about CDL too.  It was only after Seattle that the same K-fanboys who kissed Harpman's ass started to turn on him.  Someday we'll find out the truth about CDL too.  Wait and see.

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I've heard OF him. I don't really care if they are the same person. Both clearly have this classic 'information is power'  type of power getting to their head because they are/were vip members of exclusive (or so they think) society.

 

With that said, if Harpman DID help mongers, and CDL DID help mongers, I think they are already valuable to a board despite being the typical "I'm a member of a secret society" type. and I mean help publicly with specific girls etc, not recruiting to their booker friends or friendly orgs. So even though we may disagree on a lot of things, as long as mongers are really helped (again, REAL help which I actually havent seen a lot of publicly from CDL, but mongers on here do say he helped them so I'm inclined to believe them), I don't care if they're Hitler and Mussolini reincarnated. Helping mongers is what counts.

 

Me, well, I have more of a 'spread the wealth' approach to information, so communist-like approach. As soon I get some info, I want to post it publicly for everyone to see it. If the girl is great, Ill post it, if the girl is awful Ill post it, so that most mongers can see it. Being independent of any hold an org can have due to anonymity is a beautiful thing, because I can speak freely on whatever the fuck I want. Is my way better ? I think so, at least for mongers who just start off and read public info. But, I'm biased. I never kissed ass of any person in higher position of power in my life, and I'm never planning to. I most likely could've gotten even further in life doing that, and I dont deny doing it in the monger world might benefit the monger a lot more in the long run, because of favors given by orgs/girls, but it's a big no-no for me.  

 
Anyway, just wanted to throw it out there. As much shit I give the orgs, they are still the best choice for bang for your buck in my area imo, especially if youre into service and like asian girls. Especially if one sticks to true and tried few legends. As much shit I give them, theyre my defacto recommendation for storefront amp mongers who want to transition to full service hookers , because I know the korgs will never straight up rob you, and at most youll get a b&s (and that does not happen often). I dont doubt that if I look at other segments of escort advertisement, the lying is at least as bad there, and likely even worse. But since I will not give out my real name to anyone, I will likely never be able to verify that. So I'm focused on making this community better.

I have always maintained my anonymity as CDL with providers and orgs.  I agree it is the best way to approach this.  That way, you are beholding to no one.  Unfortunately, its also the slow way.  It means getting screened through references instead of using your TER handle.  This doesn't make much difference with Kgirls, but with indies, its much faster and easier to get an appointment if they can just look at your reviews, and/or whitelist, on TER.  Obviously, you can't be anonymous and have a TER whitelist, too, so I have never asked a provider for one.

Don't Feed The Troll.  He has 0 interest in sessioning with our beloved kgirls; but he'd like to share on the kgirl board.

Hey Twoon, you might ask me, what do you have against that no good MOTHER FUCKER Papa babo?

Newbies take note that Papa babo has not sessioned with a kgirl and has a general disdain for any of us who admit to being kgirl fan boys.

Take anything he says as worthless drivel from a pompous ass.  One can even infer from his feud with CDL, who is a legit monger bro, that Papa babo doesn't even buy pussy.

And TER is the premiere fuck board site.

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to get you some kind of Kgirl Board cred by digging up a conspiracy theory from four years ago.  However, like usual, you completely blew it.  This was completely debunked after this thread by the expose we did on Harpman that has already been linked on this board.  Who writes an expose on themselves?  You are a moron trying to float this theory again, or suggesting it ever got legs.  

 
In fact, the link below is YOUR initial post on the thread telling the OP and his cronies that they are clueless.  You even stated that on his flimsy evidence, you and I might be the same poster.  By the end of the thread the OP who wrote YOUR linked post was all but admitting he got is wrong and it was just coincidence.  

 
So why bring this up again, trying to suggest that Harpman and I are the same poster, after you already debunked it yourself four years ago.  Since you can't have it both ways, the only question left is, "Were you lying then, or are you lying NOW?"   You are sinking fast in your desperation to smear me, but you're the one wallowing in shit.

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...Harpman are the same person.  I have never said that and I do not say that you and Harpman are the SAME PERSON.  What I DO say, however, is that you and Harpman have exactly the SAME PERSONA.  There is not one iota of difference between your board persona and Harpman's as the post from over four years ago showed, listing all the similarities between you and Harpman.

 
You can try to deflect and distract by your bullshit misinterpretation of my post, but the truth is you have stepped into Harpman's shoes and adopted his personality.  You act exactly the way he used to.  Anyone can go back and look at his posts and see you are no different than he was.

defending me then and were a pretty reasonable guy.  It only took you four years to become a total shithead.  Congrats on your complete transformation.  

 
Funny, but the vast majority of guys on the board then did not think so, and many of the naysayers back then have since become my friends here.  Unselfishly helping others makes friends, exploiting Kgirls for your own benefit does not.  When we did the expose, many of the former CDL haters realized I was here to help.  Then when I got Hazen Young the next year to stop publishing LA monger license plates on the internet, I made even more friends here.  Meanwhile, you took an adversarial position with me, because I made a fat joke, and you went ballistic, so here we are.  How was I to know you were one of the most obscenely obese mongers on the planet?  You can't even see your dick without a mirror.  That's why providers won't see you anymore.  They don't care about the ED, they can work around that.  Its your sweating all over them and, as one provider posted, your dead-fish breath.   H and I are nothing alike, because I help people and he exploited them, and anyone who has had PM exchanges with me know that, so you just keep making a fool of yourself.  Its what you do best lately.  

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Just so you know, saying mongers are fat and ugly is one of the oldest tricks in orgs playbooks, to try to justify bad girl service. They'd say stuff like you're fat old and ugly, kgirl probably afraid to touch you, you should be elated she even put a finger on you (in a p4p industry). This is also how they get easily exposed, they forget they should be mongers too, and they start clowning mongers for paying for pussy and being johns, it gets hilarious.

Providers and other mongers were posting this way about him before I got here.  He has been to M & G's in LA, which was probably a bad idea when you are morbidly  obese and far from good-looking.  So I'm not speculating, its a fact.  A few years ago, he lost a large amount of weight, but then they said he looked like a Shar Pei.  There are threads from four years ago where several posters were calling him SharPei-man.  Some providers at the M & G's were polite when they met him, but were hoping he would not try to book with them.  The "dead-fish breath" came from a provider post, too.  One poster calls him broke-back-stabber for his penchant of making friends with new guys and then stabbing them in the back.  Its all here on the various discussion boards from years ago if you care to go fishing, but cheap-shots are not my preferred style unless its just an insult-slinging back and forth.  I prefer to find out facts and talk about those.  

 
I don't think there is any chance of him OR me turning his physical attributes into an excuse for poor service.  He has to find someone who will see him before he even gets service.  The fake whitelist he got from Carla shows how desperate he is to find some random hooker who will see him.  He has no prayer of getting in to see Kgirls after bashing them here for years and years.  

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I wasn't talking about him in particular. Or you. I was just saying it's a common way of org affiliates being dismissive of bad reviews, trying to shift blame and do damage control of their product. By saying monger is fat ugly or old, they try to attack the customer and make it seem like their girls are saints having to deal with such customers,and elicit sympathy.  

 
Another one is "you hate women", and other nonsense of the kind. Personal attacks that have nothing to do with anything. Hating women and having some standards are nothing alike.  

 
As for seeing kgirls, anyone can go to the bay and just by providing name (can be fake), age and race, anyone non-AA can get access to around ~30 kgirls and if you use the references from there, it will be even more. No one will care about some online persona. You need to stop acting like kgirl orgs are some closed off exclusive clubs. Well maybe they're in LA, but if so you're getting played like a fiddle, because same exact girls are accessible to most Harry Dick and Joe off the street here. I guarantee you bigpapa can get many kgirls here. I'm not sure he'd want to, but he could if he wanted to. I guarantee it.

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Until relatively recently, So Cal K-Girls really were a "closed society" which is why busts of K-Girl orgs were virtually unheard of. BPOS would hardly be the first guy to claim "sour grapes" because he was unable to break through the ultra tough screening the So Cal K-Girl agencies once had.

 
Truth be told, if I were not a TER moderator at one time, and didn't have a fellow TER mod vouch for me well over a decade ago, I doubt seriously that I ever would have been able to pass screening of any of the better K-Girl agencies as a guy who hasn't lived in CA for well over thirty years. I think BPOS is still pissed that I was able to pass screening even though at the time I live in Georgia, while he was shut out even as a local. What can I say, some people carry a grudge for a VERY long time, and the smaller the person (not in girth of course) the pettier they tend to be and no one is pettier than the guy who has spent hundreds of hours on the K-Girl board, but not even a single hour with an actual K-Girl like a certain board troll who's breath smells like a platter of gelfite fish. K-Girls can stand "kimchi breath" but NOBODY can stand the breath of some fat ass with a belly full of gelfite. lol

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I'm not sure what there is to defend here, but sure. I don't think I accused him of anything. I'm just saying that it's not like that everywhere. So him saying bigpapa won't be able to get into kgirls agencies because of some online posts, is a big stretch. It's wishful thinking. Maybe in LA or something.  

 
And if anything, it shows that LA guys are getting fucked. They getting the same girls as us here, but with crazy upsell for some services, and with fake aura of exclusivity that probably requires some actual verification. Whereas here 220 buys you everything including bbfs, and you don't have to provide jack shit aside from references you can just churn from bottom to the top.  

 

Finally, I don't like to discuss other mongers features.  

All mongers, no matter how large or small, tall or short, young or old, are equal to me and they should be getting equal services from providers.  You won't catch me saying "haha you're old and fat and have a small dick, no wonder you're getting shitty service". This would be a betrayal of everything I stand for. I'll leave this crap for org shills and affiliates to spew. I don't care who the monger is. It's strictly off limits for me.

Tried to keep personal feelings out of it, and had a good long run on AF with no drama, but from day one when I starting posting on the TER discussion boards, the old guard here levied personal attacks at me every single day.   Most of those guys have since left this board, or TER completely, but BPOS took over.  I'm a reap what you sow kind of guy.  He attacks me daily on one or more boards.  I will always punch back harder.    

TER forums, like the old rouge libre of yore, has long been known for curmudgeons and flame wars. In my opinion, it has gotten significantly better than it used to be. Not that there isn’t room for improvement of course.

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It sounds like you are suggesting that his online posts are the reason K-Girls won't see him, but you have things backwards, I doubt a single actual K-Girl has ever even seen one of his posts, much less gave even a single fuck about anything he has to say, but it's not unreasonable to assume that the reason he slams K-Girls and the guys that see them is rooted in a "sour grapes" mentality brought on by him never being able to break into the K-Girl scene of So Cal, which at one time was harder than a jew getting into the Los Angeles Country club at about the same point in time.

 
One thing the LA guys did get for the extra twenty bucks or so that the K-girls charge down there compared to the Bay Area was a solid sense of security, busts of K-Girl Agencies were almost unheard of when it was a "closed loop" a decade or so ago. I rarely visit the LA area any more, so I have no idea how things are in that regard now. I would certainly cede to CDL's local knowledge on that subject.

for a long time and many Kgirls NOW follow the Kgirl discussion board, read their reviews and keep track of the competition, especially since TER came back to the US in December.  5 years ago I would have said the same thing about Kgirls not seeing his posts.  CDL has had many Kgirls PM to ask about things appearing on the Kgirl board, and I routinely get emails from bookers asking for clarification about something they read on the boards.  But his posts would only be a factor if he was trying to get in under the current climate.  There have been posts in the past that he tried to get into the Kgirl scene and couldn't pass screening, but that was probably BEFORE bookers and Kgirls started following our discussion board.  If he couldn't pass then, there is absolutely no chance now unless he starts at the "bottom" at orgs that are 100% BBFS, which given his derogatory comments about BBFS, is not likely to happen.   He missed his window of opportunity may years ago.  Top-tier Kgirls are getting much more sophisticated about "working" their brand much the same way as successful indies do it.  Many are TER VIP members so they can read their reviews, and I'm always surprised to receive PM's from Kgirls who have TER VIP accounts, but its happening more and more lately.  

 
There is only one LA org that gets LE busts almost annually, and a few others that have had "occasional" busts, and its coincidentally (or not?) the ones with the lightest screening requirements.  So while I agree with Rocket's recommendation for newbies to start at the "bottom" and work their way up the Kgirl food chain, some additional risks are associated with the "bottom" orgs that you don't have to worry about with the long-established top-tier orgs.  Another problem is not all of the  top bookers accept references from some of the low-end houses for the very reason that THEY also know that screening at the bottom can be lax.  Kgirl busts are nearly always of the "infiltration" variety which means the screener didn't do his job.  The few exceptions are indiscreet mongers who attract the attention of neighbors when going to or from an apartment incall, and married guys who's text messages are infiltrated by their wives.  That's why its incumbent on married guys to NEVER leave the location information in their phone after they leave the session.  If their wife gets it, any one of us may be the guy who gets screwed by being there when the bust comes.    

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You have almost immediately accepted the fact you got it wrong, I suppose I should return the favor. lol

 
Yes, most likely I am stating things they way they "were" and not necessarily the way they are today. I will stipulate that your opinion on the subject is almost certainly correct and mine might be a bit dated.

 
Now if BPOS could just admit it so easily when he gets something wrong instead of digging a hole all the way to Korea? lol

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So you admit that bookers and orgs and girls read the boards and reviews, yet you've claimed that they don't write or pay others to write fake reviews ?

LOL. And you called me naive? Do you think the same entities who have no problems with false advertisements or threats of bl for subpar reviews, have enough ethics to not write fake reviews even tho they read everything? Either you're super gullible or youre just playing dumb on purpose, I don't have any other conclusion.

I find it hard to believe big papa couldn't pass kgirl screening being a monger with independents. Kgirl screening is extremely easy, especially if you give out dl, that's part of the reason I see them too. Never gave out my real name or any personal info and I got everywhere but one agency, and I got into that agency before but was not grandfathered in once they changed their name and screening procedures.  

Bay area doesn't get too many busts either. Most neighbors get alerted not because of mongers, but because they're nosy and see multiple men walking in every day. This is how most storefronts get busted too. Leos know what's going on, but they don't care until neighbor or neighbor businesses file complaints.

I did not say ALL bookers and Kgirls, I said some.  90-day wonders, which is a lot of what you get in the BA, could care less about reviews, because they won't be here long enough to build up a steady clientele.  I talked about the TOP girls, the ones that have been doing this for years and mostly stay in one place.  These are the girls that are getting more savvy about their business.  

 
I have mongered in the BA, but some of the things you describe I have just not seen in the business in SoCal except some of the brand new low-end orgs that have popped up in the last six months. Are you saying Kgirls themselves write their own reviews under their own TER handle?  Or are you saying that there are monger shills who write reviews, which I agree with?

 
Most of these top girls do not ask anybody to write reviews for them, much less "suggest" what should be in them.  The only things I have ever known them to say is that if a customer is inclined to write a review, WHICH THEY ARE NOT ASKING FOR, could they please get the menu correct.  Someone saying they got services that the girl doesn't offer causes them more problems than anything else. Asking that the review be ACCURATE in this respect is not asking a customer to write a fake review, or telling them what the content should be.  

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Broad brushing? I'm not Bob Ross, I don't brush my broads ;)  

I didn't say ALL either. I merely asked you why you were so sure the same people who threaten BL for subpar reviews and are OK with false advertisement, don't do manufactured reviews that further aid their business. I didn't say kgirls write their reviews, most of them don't know English that well.  

 
We barely have 90-day wonders in the bay area, especially now with covid. My top 3 girls have been here 2 years, 1.5 years and 1 year, respectively (not in order). I have barely seen 90 day girls here much, most of the girls are rebrands that cycle between LA Vegas even Philly and so on.  

 
I never argued the last part of your post, so I don't know what this has to do with anything. Being accurate matters, sure. I agree. Being detailed also matters,I agree too.

Admin you cannot review or post without approval from the K-editorial board. Just like I have to.

It matters little to me whether its wholeheartedly or grudgingly.   LOL  

 
Thanks for adding some more history on BPOS.  

are older women who used to be Kgirls 20 years+ ago.  They are typically married and the husbands are often the ones going to Seoul salons on "recruiting" trips, so its kind of a "family" business.  That's why the supply of 90-day wonders never seems to diminish much (recent Covid months excepted, of course).

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Once kgirl transitions into org owner, she is part of org and she is treated equally as any other org affiliates (lease co-signers, money collectors, drivers in vegas, etc) by me.

 
So you're not breaking any new ground there. The only thing is I guess these older kgirls already have a legit green card or even a citizenship ?... but I won't pretend like I know or care about their visa status.

California, whether or not they have a green card is irrelevant.  

 
When you say you treat all affiliates of an org the same, from the owner on down, I assume you are referring to an equal level of courtesy and respect?

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It means Im an equal opportunity guy and treat everyone in the org the same whether they're a guy or a girl. If I say I'm willing to pay 10k to punch a lying scum face in, for example, this means I don't discriminate and it applies equally to everyone in the org. Scum ain't got no gender nor face.

It applies to respect too, but tough to respect lying sacks of shit and their apologists.

BigPOS, I would start a GoFundMe page and you wouldn't be out the money, but you still get to punch a lying scum.  Its a win-win for you.  What do you say?

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I'll consider it if you have proof of him trying to scam fellow mongers or has glowing reviews of girls he's never seen, who he is affiliated with.

If you really were as successful as you claim ad nauseam, you wouldn't have to go begging for $10,000.  Your first instinct would have been to offer the $10,000 yourself.  That should be chump change for you but the truth is you're just a broke-ass bitch.

 
A GoFundMe page - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  I'm sure you're very familiar with GoFundMe.  You've run lots of scams on GoFundMe to raise money so you can afford to see even cut-rate K-girls.

you are worth more than $3.62 to ME, of all people?  If you were successful yourself, you would know about using OPM, not your money.  Do you think Mark Zuckerburg or Bill Gates funded their success by themselves?  You really are clueless, aren't you.  I'll just wait until a M & G, and do it myself, big boy.  Better start working out now, so you don't knock yourself out when you hit the floor.  Bwahahahahaha

...you'll never go to a M&G.  But in case you do, I'll be wearing a name tag just to make sure you'll find me.  And then you'll find out what a little old quartermaster can do.

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that has a boxing ring.  We'll put the gloves on and see who's still standing at the end.  If it makes you more comfortable, we can have the paramedics standing by to haul away what's left of your fat ass.  

 
We already know what a quartermaster does.   He passes out underwear.  You said so yourself.  Quite the warrior image you have going there.  Bwahahahahahaha

 
Correction, I have never been to a meet and greet as CDL.  You keep forgetting that its indisputable that I have been here since 2008, but there is no record of the CDL handle on TER before 10/2015.  How do you know for certain I was not at a Bond M & G before 2015?   Speaking of 2015, ready to take my challenge yet?  It seems the one who is chickenshit is already determined from your lack of balls in taking my challenge.  You are a complete bag of wind and utter coward.  (Notice I didn't say "udder" coward, even though you have cow-tits).   Happy to meet you in the ring.   Just to make it interesting, how about a $1000 side bet that you don't last two rounds with me (that's six minutes total for a guy like you that is getting in way over his head)?  Bring cash. A dishonest guy like you probably writes bad checks.  

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for someone to back up their big mouth boasts, and all I get is crickets.  Bwahahahahaha

Before George did the EM purge # 2, Ms Coconut had 993 reviews.

Ms Coconut was our meme kgirl.  

And Mrs Alpaca is allegedly the HOTTEST retired kgirl PO.

Mrs. Alpaca being hot is Twoon's dream and fantasy.  Does anyone what she really looks like?

Mrs Alpaca been very good to me.

But I would never consider my tag team project with her org.

It's all good my monger brothers.

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Is it because most of her girls are CFS? ;)

Six, back at Neurotic Donkey, shared with me that Mrs Alpaca is the HOTTEST retired kgirl.  She's the PO.  

She's really cool and easy for me to schedule with.  Loved Haru, Saint Laurent and my beloved Jesi.

I thought Mrs Alpaca has a white Maltipoo but it's another kgirls.  I had this fantasy about getting an appointment with Mrs Alpaca and then after we'd take her pooch for a walk.  She shut that shit down faster than you can say Papa babo.

YMMV

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I have come close to visiting Alpaca's harem but still not pulled the trigger.  And I have pulled the trigger with orgs like smk650 or ebk510 who have little credibility.  Personally, I feel that she needs to take a course Biz Management 101...she has biz model issues.

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Finally figured out how I became theron for a couple of posts

Sean was a friend back at Neurotic Donkey and much like Sketchi, a voice of stability and reason in Wonderland.

I'm glad to have him here at TER.  He's a tough grader, but he, like me is on his hero's journey.  It's ok to make fun of your friends; it's not ok to ridicule them.

Welcome to TER Sean!!!

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I notices you have a review and mention that the face is not the one in the ad pic. Nice to put in the review but did you submit a problem report to have the "Photos Accurate" in the profile corrected?

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