I had one of those annoying, nagging, raging, painful 4 hour Erections.....

Cured me!  

With the new hiring laws....NO place is safe anymore!  

entertaining a lady he had just met!!!!  I have NO idea why he didn't invite me over for a drink!  Guess he wanted to keep her all to himself!!!!

Fuzzy ... DAMN YOU!!

I see one of your posts and I tell myself:
"Don't look.  Nothing good can come from this.  Just keep moving along."
{pause]
"Must ... Not ... Look!"
"Must ..... ugh ...."
"Okay, just ... one ... little ... peek"
"How bad could it be, anyway?"

{click}

"AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
{weeping, gnashing of teeth, tearing at face}


Can someone tell me where I can get some red hot pokers?

Does ANYONE know how to go about UNSEEING something?

Who needs a cold shower?
Just keep looking at Fuzzy's posts.  That'll do the trick"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

No one accuses me of being boring ! I'm a fun fuck!

Most TER boards have become as boring as watching paint dry.  Boring is not part of my DNA.  

It is so TRUE!

LMAO!

Thanks for the nod RC, but I have to say the post below by Hardwood69 is more both more subtle and more concise.

Minimalist humor is an artform!

Very funny!

 

But I still had to go and open Fuzzy's post.  It's a good thing I don't have any plans for the next couple of days as that shot will keep me down for a few days.