Florida
With the new hiring laws....NO place is safe anymore! 
entertaining a lady he had just met!!!! I have NO idea why he didn't invite me over for a drink! Guess he wanted to keep her all to himself!!!! 
Fuzzy ... DAMN YOU!!
I see one of your posts and I tell myself:
"Don't look. Nothing good can come from this. Just keep moving along."
{pause]
"Must ... Not ... Look!"
"Must ..... ugh ...."
"Okay, just ... one ... little ... peek"
"How bad could it be, anyway?"
{click}
"AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
{weeping, gnashing of teeth, tearing at face}
Can someone tell me where I can get some red hot pokers?
Does ANYONE know how to go about UNSEEING something?
Who needs a cold shower?
Just keep looking at Fuzzy's posts. That'll do the trick"
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Most TER boards have become as boring as watching paint dry. Boring is not part of my DNA.
Thanks for the nod RC, but I have to say the post below by Hardwood69 is more both more subtle and more concise.
Minimalist humor is an artform!
Very funny!