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Yo Mamma
ceotraveling 30 Reviews 2669 reads
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1 / 19

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1047 reads
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2 / 19
cspatz 68 Reviews 899 reads
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3 / 19
pleaseme 23 Reviews 778 reads
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4 / 19

Go fuck yo Momma!

89Springer 733 reads
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5 / 19

Not Dangerfield's.
"One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  

"My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."

"And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"

"And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."

"My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"

"My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"

"I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

"I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."

"I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "

--Rodney Dangerfield

89Springer 792 reads
posted
6 / 19
Back_In_Black 755 reads
posted
7 / 19

"Sex life is like shooting pool with a rope" !  

Posted By: 89Springer
Not Dangerfield's.
   
 "One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  
   
 "My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."  
   
 "And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"  
   
 "And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."  
   
 "My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"  
   
 "My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"  
   
 "I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!  
   
 "I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."  
   
 "I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "  
   
 --Rodney Dangerfield

Back_In_Black 767 reads
posted
8 / 19

Sex with the milkman , she said dont tell the butcher !  

Posted By: cspatz
 
 Not Dangerfield's.

Arovet 62 Reviews 777 reads
posted
9 / 19

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."

ceotraveling 30 Reviews 707 reads
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10 / 19
Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 718 reads
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12 / 19
Back_In_Black 755 reads
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13 / 19

Ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh !  

Posted By: ceotraveling
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 750 reads
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14 / 19
Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 649 reads
posted
15 / 19

Needed a good laugh. Thanks CEO and fellow suppliers of humor!

I came up with a good idea for my website. TER humor, lol

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 630 reads
posted
16 / 19
stevelach 703 reads
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17 / 19

It is customary among muslims in Pakistan they turn off the light when having sex.   This newly wed couple trying to have sex for the first time.   The guy tries hard to get his dick inside the girl's navel thinking it is her pussy.    He complains it is tight and the girl says she is a virgin and she is tight.    They go unsuccessful for three days before the guy asks one of his friends for advice.   They told him to rub mineral oil over his dick when it is erect and then try.

He follows the advice and while trying to force his dick in to her navel, he slips down and finds the bigger hole down!

fred_flintstone 15 Reviews 633 reads
posted
18 / 19

Yo Mama is so fat she has to butter her hips to take a bath.

Yo Mama is so fat when she rides a merry-go-round she screws it four feet into the ground.

Yo Mama is so fat that she doesn't walk with you, she walks among you.

I complimented Yo Mama yesterday.  I told her that she didn't sweat much for a fat lady.

Tb55 1 Reviews 562 reads
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19 / 19

Posted By: ceotraveling
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
yo mamma so fat ....when she walked in front of the tv, it was the first episode of Dallas...by the time she walked past....we knew who shot JR

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