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89Springer 733 reads
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Not Dangerfield's.
"One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  

"My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."

"And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"

"And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."

"My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"

"My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"

"I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

"I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."

"I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "

--Rodney Dangerfield

ceotraveling2672 reads

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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cspatz901 reads

ot Dangerfield's.

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89Springer734 reads

Not Dangerfield's.
"One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  

"My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."

"And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"

"And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."

"My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"

"My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"

"I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

"I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."

"I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "

--Rodney Dangerfield

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Back_In_Black755 reads

"Sex life is like shooting pool with a rope" !  

Posted By: 89Springer
Not Dangerfield's.
   
 "One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  
   
 "My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."  
   
 "And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"  
   
 "And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."  
   
 "My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"  
   
 "My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"  
   
 "I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!  
   
 "I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."  
   
 "I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "  
   
 --Rodney Dangerfield

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Back_In_Black769 reads

Sex with the milkman , she said dont tell the butcher !  

Posted By: cspatz
 
 Not Dangerfield's.

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pleaseme781 reads

Go fuck yo Momma!

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Arovet782 reads

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."

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Back_In_Black756 reads

Ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh !  

Posted By: ceotraveling
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Jacque_Jenesais649 reads

Needed a good laugh. Thanks CEO and fellow suppliers of humor!

I came up with a good idea for my website. TER humor, lol

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stevelach704 reads

It is customary among muslims in Pakistan they turn off the light when having sex.   This newly wed couple trying to have sex for the first time.   The guy tries hard to get his dick inside the girl's navel thinking it is her pussy.    He complains it is tight and the girl says she is a virgin and she is tight.    They go unsuccessful for three days before the guy asks one of his friends for advice.   They told him to rub mineral oil over his dick when it is erect and then try.

He follows the advice and while trying to force his dick in to her navel, he slips down and finds the bigger hole down!

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fred_flintstone638 reads

Yo Mama is so fat she has to butter her hips to take a bath.

Yo Mama is so fat when she rides a merry-go-round she screws it four feet into the ground.

Yo Mama is so fat that she doesn't walk with you, she walks among you.

I complimented Yo Mama yesterday.  I told her that she didn't sweat much for a fat lady.

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Posted By: ceotraveling
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
yo mamma so fat ....when she walked in front of the tv, it was the first episode of Dallas...by the time she walked past....we knew who shot JR

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