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Yo Momma - cmon people sound off on your best joke.
ceotraveling 30 Reviews 2670 reads
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1 / 19
Yo Momma - cmon people sound off on your best joke.

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1048 reads
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2 / 19
Yo mama' such a ho...


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cspatz 68 Reviews 900 reads
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3 / 19
This is a fuck board...

ot Dangerfield's.

pleaseme 23 Reviews 781 reads
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4 / 19
Yo Momma

Go fuck yo Momma!

89Springer 733 reads
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5 / 19
Re: This is a fuck board...

Not Dangerfield's.
"One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  

"My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."

"And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"

"And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."

"My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"

"My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"

"I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

"I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."

"I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "

--Rodney Dangerfield

89Springer 793 reads
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6 / 19
Re: Yo mama' such a ho...


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Back_In_Black 755 reads
posted
7 / 19
go easy on him , i heard from the ladies his

"Sex life is like shooting pool with a rope" !  

Posted By: 89Springer
Not Dangerfield's.
   
 "One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."  
   
 "My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."  
   
 "And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"  
   
 "And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."  
   
 "My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"  
   
 "My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"  
   
 "I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!  
   
 "I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."  
   
 "I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "  
   
 --Rodney Dangerfield

Back_In_Black 767 reads
posted
8 / 19
i walked in on my gf having

Sex with the milkman , she said dont tell the butcher !  

Posted By: cspatz
 
 Not Dangerfield's.

Arovet 62 Reviews 778 reads
posted
9 / 19
Pirate humor

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."

ceotraveling 30 Reviews 708 reads
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10 / 19
DBag says what? -e


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 612 reads
posted
11 / 19
Yo momma so fat Dora couldn't explore her. DFC


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 718 reads
posted
12 / 19
Re: Yo mama' such a ho… HA! glorious! -e-



-- Modified on 11/26/2013 10:34:29 PM

Back_In_Black 755 reads
posted
13 / 19
Yo mommas so nasty she puts

Ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh !  

Posted By: ceotraveling
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 751 reads
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14 / 19
Re: Yo mama' say what?


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 649 reads
posted
15 / 19
IDK, but this ended up being a good thread for a f*ck board IMO.

Needed a good laugh. Thanks CEO and fellow suppliers of humor!

I came up with a good idea for my website. TER humor, lol

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 630 reads
posted
16 / 19
Yo momma taught you how to spell. (eom)


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stevelach 703 reads
posted
17 / 19
Sex in the Dark.

It is customary among muslims in Pakistan they turn off the light when having sex.   This newly wed couple trying to have sex for the first time.   The guy tries hard to get his dick inside the girl's navel thinking it is her pussy.    He complains it is tight and the girl says she is a virgin and she is tight.    They go unsuccessful for three days before the guy asks one of his friends for advice.   They told him to rub mineral oil over his dick when it is erect and then try.

He follows the advice and while trying to force his dick in to her navel, he slips down and finds the bigger hole down!

fred_flintstone 15 Reviews 638 reads
posted
18 / 19
Yo Mamma

Yo Mama is so fat she has to butter her hips to take a bath.

Yo Mama is so fat when she rides a merry-go-round she screws it four feet into the ground.

Yo Mama is so fat that she doesn't walk with you, she walks among you.

I complimented Yo Mama yesterday.  I told her that she didn't sweat much for a fat lady.

Tb55 1 Reviews 567 reads
posted
19 / 19
yo mamma

Posted By: ceotraveling
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
yo mamma so fat ....when she walked in front of the tv, it was the first episode of Dallas...by the time she walked past....we knew who shot JR

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