It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

...at the next Cub Scout Camporee.  I'm already in hot water for getting busted (not once but twice) for drinking beer at two of them.

Boobies.

...is:  

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Don't get your fucking panties in a wad.  It's just a goddamn "knock, knock" joke.

Oh wait, that wasn't actually the punchline that my 9-yr. old used when he told it.

Knock, knock.
Yes, Dear. Who's there, Sweetheart?
Who.
Who... who?... Is this another chicken joke, Dear?

(Long pause)

No, but ah cock'd do, ya dull doo-doo!

Nothing.  Mayonaisse doesn't talk.

unfunny enough?

Is there a sound in the forest when a tree crashes to the ground and no one is there to hear it?

No.  This is why it is so dangerous to go walking in the forest at night, because that is when the elephants are jumping out of their tree nests and you can't hear them falling. Trust me on this one.  Snat funny.

Short and lame.

Sir, Are you addressing this disabled writer, or are you referring to that terrible white French joke where the Mayo should have said, "Close the door! It's warm in here!"  If freakin' raisins and M&M's can sing and dance, Mayo can certainly make a smart assed comment if it wants to.  Gees!

why did the chicken cross the road??

cause it was in a KFC box

You might want to find a new handle.  Did you check to see what it Googled to??

"Ex-Teacher Gets 7 Years for Nude Photos"

...nude pics?  I'm demanding to see the evidence!



unbelievable

Scroll down and click on the video.  Close as I can get to her nudies on the net.