So a guy goes to visit his friend in the hospital. His friend is bandaged, black and blue, and is in a body cast. The guy asked “What happened?” “Well,” his friend replied, “ I saw this really attractive gal and I wanted to give her a compliment. So I got up close to her and told her that her hair smelled nice. I figured that if that was OK for Joe Biden, it would be OK for me. The next thing I knew I was having the shit beaten out of me. Why would it be OK for Joe, but not for me?”

The guy looked at his friend and said “Joe Biden is not a 3 foot tall midget.”