So a guy goes to visit his friend in the hospital. His friend is bandaged, black and blue, and is in a body cast. The guy asked “What happened?” “Well,” his friend replied, “ I saw this really attractive gal and I wanted to give her a compliment. So I got up close to her and told her that her hair smelled nice. I figured that if that was OK for Joe Biden, it would be OK for me. The next thing I knew I was having the shit beaten out of me. Why would it be OK for Joe, but not for me?”