A woman is starting to play a round of golf after a series of lessons with the club pro.  15 minutes after leaving the clubhouse, she returns looking a little flustered and upset.

 
 “What’s wrong” says the golf pro, realizing she’d only been gone a short time.
 “I’ve been stung by a bee” she said.
“Where did it sting you” asked the pro.  The woman replied: “Between the first and second hole.”
“Ah”, said the golf pro as he nods: “Your stance is far too wide.”

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball lost in the rough?
Guys will spend at least 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.

An American businessman took some time to hook up with a hostess in the Shinjuku district (Red Light district) of Tokyo. He was having a great time covering all the bases. Then, he placed his hostess in K9 position and started banging away and she seemed into it, too. She was bucking and screaming "間違った穴 Machigatta ana! 間違った穴! Machigatta ana!" and writhing like crazy. He left happy and proud that he had given her such pleasure.
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After his business negotiations successfully concluded, he joined his Japanese businessmen hosts for some golf.  He was hitting great and he even got a hole in one. He ran to the green happy and excited and he couldn't contain his pleasure. He started jumping up and down, waving his club in the air and, remembering the ecstatic screams from his hostess, he shouted, "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!"
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One of the Japanese golfers, perplexed, asked him, "What you mean, "Wrong hole!"?"

Q: What do you call the area between the vagina and the rectum?
A: The driving range. Because that’s where you hit your balls.