Three young gals were playing a round of golf at their private club. As they chipped onto a green, a well hung naked man wearing a hood and mask jumped out of the bushes and flashed them with his manhood. Naturally, the gals were initially stunned. Then one of the gals giggled and said “Well, I can tell you, that’s not my husband.” The second gal also giggled  and added “And I know that’s not my husband either.” There was a brief pause and then the third gal with a wry sexy smile on her face said “And I can you tell you with certainty that he’s not a member of this club.”

A woman is starting to play a round of golf after a series of lessons with the club pro.  15 minutes after leaving the clubhouse, she returns looking a little flustered and upset.

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball lost in the rough?
Guys will spend at least 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.

An American businessman took some time to hook up with a hostess in the Shinjuku district (Red Light district) of Tokyo. He was having a great time covering all the bases. Then, he placed his hostess in K9 position and started banging away and she seemed into it, too. She was bucking and screaming "間違った穴 Machigatta ana! 間違った穴! Machigatta ana!" and writhing like crazy. He left happy and proud that he had given her such pleasure.
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After his business negotiations successfully concluded, he joined his Japanese businessmen hosts for some golf.  He was hitting great and he even got a hole in one. He ran to the green happy and excited and he couldn't contain his pleasure. He started jumping up and down, waving his club in the air and, remembering the ecstatic screams from his hostess, he shouted, "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!"
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One of the Japanese golfers, perplexed, asked him, "What you mean, "Wrong hole!"?"

Q: What do you call the area between the vagina and the rectum?
A: The driving range. Because that’s where you hit your balls.

Really? I thought that was her chin.