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spinman91 61 Reviews 483 reads
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I still don't believe her but it's nice to hear her say that. I really can't believe anything a provider says no matter how much she says enjoys my company. I know if it weren't for the $$$ she wouldn't give me the time of day, no matter how much she objects to the contrary which is why I told her the day won't come when I won't be in need of her services. She'll retire before that happens and then I'll just find another ATF.

.. so she recently told me she finally got some in her personal life which I said was great until she regaled me with the story of how the guy who is apparently younger than me and is a wrestler type gave her what she claims to be the "worst sex ever". I just had to get a good chuckle, but the more I told her she had to be joking the more she insisted it was that bad. Of course I had to think she was kidding, but she went into details of it and wowed by the fact that a guy like she's describing doesn't know what he's doing. I mean I was a virgin up until March of last year and I'm supposed to believe some guy who spends copious amounts of time at the gym was worse at sex than I am? Though she did get wet from just DFK so I figured it really must have been that bad lol.

I still don't believe her but it's nice to hear her say that. I really can't believe anything a provider says no matter how much she says enjoys my company. I know if it weren't for the $$$ she wouldn't give me the time of day, no matter how much she objects to the contrary which is why I told her the day won't come when I won't be in need of her services. She'll retire before that happens and then I'll just find another ATF.

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