.. so she recently told me she finally got some in her personal life which I said was great until she regaled me with the story of how the guy who is apparently younger than me and is a wrestler type gave her what she claims to be the "worst sex ever". I just had to get a good chuckle, but the more I told her she had to be joking the more she insisted it was that bad. Of course I had to think she was kidding, but she went into details of it and wowed by the fact that a guy like she's describing doesn't know what he's doing. I mean I was a virgin up until March of last year and I'm supposed to believe some guy who spends copious amounts of time at the gym was worse at sex than I am? Though she did get wet from just DFK so I figured it really must have been that bad lol.

I still don't believe her but it's nice to hear her say that. I really can't believe anything a provider says no matter how much she says enjoys my company. I know if it weren't for the $$$ she wouldn't give me the time of day, no matter how much she objects to the contrary which is why I told her the day won't come when I won't be in need of her services. She'll retire before that happens and then I'll just find another ATF.