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1908cubs
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HangingwithBears
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Sorry, white six fan 
The Windy City Temperature Conversion Chart
60 degrees - Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing
50 degrees - Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens
40 degrees - Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with their windows down
32 degrees - Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker
20 degrees - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats;
people in Chicago throw on a light jacket
15 degrees - People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees - All the people in Phoenix die; Chicagoans close the windows.
10 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door-to-door.
25 degrees below zero - Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.
40 degrees below zero - Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 degrees below zero - Santa Clause abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start 'da car.'
460 degrees below zero - All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'buff for ya?'
500 degrees below zero - Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.
60 degrees - Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing
50 degrees - Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens
40 degrees - Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with their windows down
32 degrees - Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker
20 degrees - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats;
people in Chicago throw on a light jacket
15 degrees - People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees - All the people in Phoenix die; Chicagoans close the windows.
10 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door-to-door.
25 degrees below zero - Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.
40 degrees below zero - Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 degrees below zero - Santa Clause abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start 'da car.'
460 degrees below zero - All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'buff for ya?'
500 degrees below zero - Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.
HangingwithBears
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