I woke up this morning and was just laying in bed and I started to play with my breasts without even realizing it. All of a sudden my legs were spread and I was having a field day.

That got me thinking and wondering why we matsurbate.

Nurse Marti

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with.
Besides it feels sooo good.
You know just what you need and how to do it.
Your "dream lover" always has perfect timing.
Just Do It!

For the same reason dogs lick themselves...because we can!!!

Why else?  Because it feels good...

I do it to the point where I get out my small round mirrow and watch myself enjoy myself. I do it in front of who ever likes to watch.

This is crazy but my grandma even caught me, yes it's fuuny now but it wasn't then.

I can do it right before and after sex even if I came multi times.

If I'm at a family gathering and they see the sock on the door...everyone knows!!!

I've been told I have a finger addiction.

I don't really drink and I don't smoke at all...I'm a serial masturbater.

Hell, I came over 20 times today just by fingers and it's not even 2pm yet. Matter of fact talking about it made me want to go "Tickle Me Elmo"

To answer you question: It feels really damn good!!!

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Oh, the evolutionary wonders of opposable thumbs. They are truly one of natural selection's finest gifts.

Because I can't afford to visit a provider 5 times a week!!!!!!!!!

Because we CAN'T afford to play with real partners every day -- er, at my age make that every week.

nor is your tongue long enough to dine alone at your own y?

Masturbation for women

Written by Christine Webber, psychotherapist and lifecoach
What is masturbation?

To masturbate means to stimulate yourself in a sexual way. This can be done by hand, or with sex aids – some highly-sexed women can even do it by rubbing their thighs together. And a tiny minority of women can do it with no genital contact at all, but simply through caressing their breasts.

I would combine the answers from thick and niceenuf...because we can and we can't afford to be with a provider 5 times a week.

Medical experts tell us that having sex five times a week will had years to our lives, talking about taking your life in your on hands.

I have vivid memories of being in my daycare's restroom and touching myself. I liked it so much that I started to "hump" the boys in daycare...then I upgraded to playing with them during recess in 1st grade. Now…I have a vibrator...and well, things have never been the same!!!

TIME OUT in my bed

Hearts and Licks.
XXX-Giselle

Couldn't sleep at night so went for a professional opinion and was ordered to masturbate every night for good night sleep.

How in the hell are us guys gonna get any time with all these hot ladies when you keep demanding that they spend all their fucking time playing with you?????    lol

"Why does a dog lick himself?"

*the answer SEEMS obvious. . . but wait. . .


(remember you may have to wait longer than you're used to in an inatant gratification technology society. . .wherby TEXT/e-mail replace the pidgeon's carrying messages on their feet. . .LOL. . . . . . . . . .I know. Moderation. . . .. . (can we get some Jeopardy theme music inserted while we wait? ;LOL)



Just a reminder to those who fell asleep like I did in the last 10 minutes trying to post/read this message. . . .


The question at hand IS.. . .. (drum roll). . ..  . (and imagince Christopher Walken now reading this question. . .)

"Why DOES a dog lick HIMself????"



----xoxooxxo

I can put bait on a fish hook really well. Am I a masterbaiter?