For the same reason dogs lick themselves...because we can!!!

Re: Why do we masturbate?

Why else?  Because it feels good...

OMG...I'm A Serial Masturbater

I do it to the point where I get out my small round mirrow and watch myself enjoy myself. I do it in front of who ever likes to watch.

This is crazy but my grandma even caught me, yes it's fuuny now but it wasn't then.

I can do it right before and after sex even if I came multi times.

If I'm at a family gathering and they see the sock on the door...everyone knows!!!

I've been told I have a finger addiction.

I don't really drink and I don't smoke at all...I'm a serial masturbater.

Hell, I came over 20 times today just by fingers and it's not even 2pm yet. Matter of fact talking about it made me want to go "Tickle Me Elmo"

To answer you question: It feels really damn good!!!

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Re: Because we CAN...

Oh, the evolutionary wonders of opposable thumbs. They are truly one of natural selection's finest gifts.

Re: Why do we masturbate?

Because I can't afford to visit a provider 5 times a week!!!!!!!!!

Because we CAN'T afford to play with real partners every day -- er, at my age make that every week.

nor is your tongue long enough to dine alone at your own y?

Masturbation for women

Written by Christine Webber, psychotherapist and lifecoach
What is masturbation?

To masturbate means to stimulate yourself in a sexual way. This can be done by hand, or with sex aids – some highly-sexed women can even do it by rubbing their thighs together. And a tiny minority of women can do it with no genital contact at all, but simply through caressing their breasts.

I would combine the answers from thick and niceenuf...because we can and we can't afford to be with a provider 5 times a week.

Medical experts tell us that having sex five times a week will had years to our lives, talking about taking your life in your on hands.

I have vivid memories of being in my daycare's restroom and touching myself. I liked it so much that I started to "hump" the boys in daycare...then I upgraded to playing with them during recess in 1st grade. Now…I have a vibrator...and well, things have never been the same!!!

Couldn't sleep at night so went for a professional opinion and was ordered to masturbate every night for good night sleep.

I can put bait on a fish hook really well. Am I a masterbaiter?